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Song Lyrics:Lurch: (Gong) You Rang?
Singers: Hi, Lurch!
Lurch: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Singers: Hey, Lurch, we just heard the news around town
Lurch: Newwwwwwwws?
Singers: And we're here to see what you're putting down
Lurch: Ahhhhhhhhh ha-ha-ha!
Singers: We thought you might give us a chance
And teach us how to do the Lurch daaaance annnn-ance
Lurch: My pleasure
Singers: Hey, Lurch, teach us how to do the Lurch dance
Lurch: Your servant
Singers: Yeah, Lurch, we wanna learn to do the Lurch dance
Lurch: ..........Follow me
Lurch: Yah ah ah ah ahhh -ah ah ah ahh. It's a brand new bag! Yeah!
Lurch: Yah ah ah ah. Don't just stand there! Lurch!
Lurch: Ah ah aha. Good. Now you got it!
Singers: Hey, Lurch, thanks a lot for turning us on!
Lurch: You're welcome!
Singers: To a dance that we can do to any song.
Lurch: Any time!
Singers: Now everybody, c'mon and do it
It's easy and there's really nothing to it! oooooh
Lurch: Ah ah ah ah
Singers: Hey, Lurch, we're really glad we learned to Lurch.
Lurch: To know it is to love it!
Singers: Hmm hmmm, we're really glad we learned to Lurch.
Do the Lurch!
Lurch: Satisfaction, jubilation!
Singers: Hmm hmmm, we're really glad we learned to Lurch.
Do the Lurch!
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