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It's Billy Ocean love...

Lol, that brings back memories Alison - me, Dru & Roz were in the modern room that night that the cars got stuck. Ace night, think Terry Jones was on, but we couldn't dig my little Puma out and had to leave it there till the morning. Poor Jim Wishart tried to help and got so covered in mud you could only see his eyes & teeth, and I had to leave my pale blue satin heels half submerged in the quagmire When we went back the next day they were playing football around it, and the whole footie team had to push the car out The South London Massive second the request for a modern room swansong...

I've always loved it, though probably wouldn't get up for it these days. However the Chesterfields 'Think It Over' with same backing music but completely different lyric and male vocal is one of my favourite NS tunes of all time. You still get the hairs rising on the back of your neck from the ace 007 type arrangement, but without the feel of the played out oldie, and then the sadness of the vocal combined with the fantastic brass is just an absolute killer... I'd happily dance to it for 8 hours straight, and often do listen to it for a whole niter journey if I'm on me own chesterfields - think it over - As for the original question, inane yes, but inclusive yes. Don't forget most of us on here have only got one CSE, and that was in woodwork so sometimes we just like talking about what we do and don't like for no other reason than it gets us right there, in our soul. In the same way that you feel people leave because the common denominator gets lowered, this site is very intimidating for newcomers - loads of potential contributing members won't join in the first place because of the hostile dryness of the anoraks. It works both ways guys. Be nice.

Yes we have done this thread before, but I think the accent may have been more on the influence of the DJs in question on your life. I'm pretty sure I had Buchanan, Thorley & Clarkie, with an honourable mention to Ady Croasdell for sucking me into the scene in the first place. Today's answer - who would I travel for? 1. Adam Buchanan - psychic link to my soul, perfect blend of 60s & modern. Sexiest DJ in the country 2. Pete Eccles - no-one rams an oldies dancefloor, reads it perfectly and keeps it full, like the Cakeboy. Sexiest DJ in, er, Kilsby Close 3. Dave Thorley - no-one pushes the boundaries, spins a tune, or twirls a cape for that matter, like DT Iranu indeed

Le Londres du Sud Massif would definitely be up for this one That's normally half term week so book your trains early. Does Tef's Sharon still work for Eurostar? Or Luton to Charles de Gaulle is less than 70 quid return if you don't mind the transfer... Tee x

I can deal with the three under-sevens no problem, and I used to do a niter every week & run a multi-million quid business standing on my head before I had the Half-Prices - it's someone to look after the husband until Wednesday that I need. Trying to translate Justinspeak into human language and produce his quotations and invoices on Comedown Monday, Hanging Tuesday or Gallows Wednesday really pushes the boundaries of mental torture

The 'unstocked bar' comment above reminded me of an occasion a couple of years ago when Angela & I went to the Cock Tavern in London for one of Eddie Piller's dos. It's normally OK, but for some reason that night 'unstocked' didn't really cover the situation. Here's how the conversation went when we arrived: Me - Two large glasses of rose please Barman - Sorry we've no rose Me - No worries, we'll have white wine then please Barman (checking behind him) - Er, we've no white wine Me - Any wine at all? Barman - Nope Me - Oh OK, two rum & cokes please Barman - Sorry, we don't appear to have any rum Me - No rum of any description, dark or light? Barman - No Me - Bugger. OK fine, we'll have vodka & coke then Barman - We're all out of vodka sorry Me - Tell you what, we'll just go with two cokes for the moment then please Barman - We haven't got any coke sorry Me - Lemonade? Barman - Uh-uh Me - Two halves of lager? Barman - No one here who can change the barrel Me - Cider then Barman - fresh out Me - I'm obviously approaching this in the wrong fashion. Why don't YOU tell me what I CAN have? Barman - I'll ask the manager The two barpersons then disappeared for fear of being lynched, never to return. We drank water from the sink in the ladies bog that didn't have a light, or a door, but that's another story

lorraine chandler - i can't hold on - Can I have just have two drinks instead?

Been hammering the Chesterfields this week, as one of the charming Irish crumpet put it on a birthday CD containing my top 30 classics from the recent poll on here. Thanks Kev, you're a sweetheart Been finding myself taking the long way round in the car just so I can play the CD a bit longer, and can't keep the smile off my face when it's on. Didn't go out at the weekend, and now I'm absolutely clucking to get out somewhere Was playing it indoors yesterday, singing away, and Justin spun into the living room just in time for us both to do the synchronised "HUH!" after the chorus Sometimes, only a little bit of Butch will do... chesterfields - think it over -

Yeah I've met a couple of folks Definitely makes it easier for shy people like me to make friends

Lend A Hand came on in the car today and I had to take both hands off the wheel to clap in an involuntary fashion

I'd call it more scattergun these days Matt Steve Csordas is fookin deafening, but ace Us girls in the SSLAAS have been actively championing a clapping revival since one of our number was asked to STOP CLAPPING while dancing by a very rude woman at a soul event. Seems there's even a bloody clapping police these days I'm gonna repossess the key to my clappiness...

"No no young lady, I don't care how ace your tits are, I remain unmoved and I'm not playing your request..."

"You're right, there's not many in tonight. Tell you what, forget my fee and me & the wife will pay to get in as well..."

"I'm actually spinning a few of the wife's records tonight..."

Julie I clearly said "Watch out for those two - Steve Linguini and Geoff Club Sandwich". Do you not remember? Or maybe your ears were still ringing after being given a lift in a car containing all the Pricelets at once

Impeccable taste in music and the finer things in life as you know Marco, it's just those pesky men that I always f**k up on Re the Beres Hammond, if I was already on the floor I'd certainly stay on it, but if I was sitting, I wouldn't rush to dance to it. Really can't see it being anyone's passion, but it's perfectly inoffensive. And I won't hear a word against little Lee Jeffries either - the boy once said I was even more beautiful without make-up, he knows quality when he sees it

I've always quite liked it, though it could never be classed as a groundbreaking monster. And how would you know what they play in Asda Mr Santucci? Your Ferrari would be up on bricks in the car park before you'd even got past the George clothing aisle Tee x

Tonight's picture quiz topic is 'niters past & present' Everyone welcome. Immense satisfaction and a rubbish prize for the winner

4. Show & Tell - Al Wilson 5. Sparrow

Blimey, comes to something when an IC1 heterosexual female Londoner becomes an oppressed minority I demand my rights!

I'm obviously just selfish then Stevie G I want to hear everything and I want to hear it in one venue and I want to hear it now! And if I've got a babysitter for the whole night, or occasionally the whole weekend, I damn well want to dance until breakfast time on Tuesday