Theresa

Ooh, you're easy Chris, ooer matron! 'Signed, sealed, delivered, I'm yours' Or for this time of year, maybe 'The Cold Letter' by the Soul Shakers, ha ha.

Hypnotherapists? You're going to wake up wiser baby...

Fraud Squad? Just Can't Trust Nobody

One for our sailor boy Russ Vickers - 'Smooth Sailing' The Temptations?

But are you happy that way or looking for Something New To Do? Debbie Ward in Eastbourne is a travel agent - 'Booking Up Baby', Topics? Any estate agents - 'House For Sale'? or jewellers 'The Gold Of My Life'?

There's the very Reverend Martin Adams from Wareham in Dorset of course. Alright Marty?

Colin Anscomb's an accident lawyer so he said he'll have 'Hit and Run' Perkin puts the in-flight entertainment films onto the planes at Heathrow. Any ideas? What about you Mr Rimmer - A House Is Not A Home?

While we were travelling to a niter recently in the Price family bus, we started dreaming up theme tunes to match our occupations, triggered by 'Wash and wear love' for Freckles as he has a dry cleaning business . I work in HR so got 'Job opening', Justin's a painter so he got 'Paint yourself in the corner', chef Tommy Hall got 'Double cookin', Lucy in the NBC newsroom got 'Headline news', Julia who works for a young person's charity got Marvin's 'Save the children'. We were a bit stuck for Angela who's an expatriate tax specialist, but I'm sure someone can come up with something... So, give us a giggle and let's hear yours.

There are definitely regional variations on the clapping. Me & Angela went down to Newquay earlier this year and it was a completely different ball game. We clapped at the usual intervals and the piano stopped and everyone turned round to look at us . I'll never forget Taff from Newton Aycliffe had a broken thumb all strapped up one month at Keele, but couldn't stop himself from clapping throughout, so all you could hear was 'clap ouch! clap ouch! clap ouch!'

So true, Sean Chapman and also Warren Boogaloo are a joy to watch as they're just so into it. There are also a couple of DJs who shall remain nameless that I rather fancy and I'd happily pay to watch them stand there with their arms folded not even putting any records on. But then I think I've probably spent too long indoors with three under-fives...

Hi Albert, this is Dru's friend Theresa. Tony Turner sent me that on a CD and I love it. Is the original hugely expensive then, or just none about? Am I gonna have to sleep with somebody to get one ?