Theresa

The Empress Ballroom Strikes Back

Raiders of the Lost Parka

The Life of Brian*

Highlander**

Meet Joe Black Bombers

*Rae

**Room

if it does count then i am going for Casey Jones

all you old beggers will know that one

If you're having Casey Jones, then I'm having 'Time Flies By When You're The Driver Of A Train'

You can't leave out Love Train by the O'Jays... it is Valentines week after all guys.

Theresa

I never liked the music much, or the trousers for that matter. I mainly got into the scene to improve my UK geography, which was, quite frankly, appalling.

So I spent 25 years learning the ropes - could navigate from the M1 to the Wilton Ballroom whilst blindfolded, guided a minibus of locals to the Shotts allniter without a wrong turn, got to the Ritz without ever ending up in Canal Street, parked on a sixpence within 100 yards of the 100 Club, could tell you which motorway services had the best coffee and toilets. You name it, Logic Woman could get you there.

Then some bastard invents SatNav...

Mark, would you accept payment in Dolly Mixtures?

No more gear? Blimey we'll have to lick out some old bags

yes. But that said, someone suggested to me yesterday that the tougher life gets for people (financially & all that) the more they look for a little bit of escape from

it all...feel they need it and feel they deserve it..

Jayne.x

We probably won't get a proper foreign holiday this year because of having three little bairns and cash being tight, so we're doing three weekenders (one north, one south, one European) instead. Yippee.

Stalkers - It'll never be over for me

There are quite a few free and cheap nights out - check the events listings. Also, if you're registered on Soul Source and your birthday falls on the Sat or Sun of the Rugby Niter, you get in for free!

I'm 41, and Justin's 36, but he's had a hard life . My first niter (apart from scooter rallies) was the 100 Club. I've still got my old membership card and judging by the completely fictitious date of birth on it I obviously pretended I was 3 years older, so I must have been 15 and it would have been 1982.

There are loads of us my age who came out of the mod revival and scooter scene, but I've always felt pretty young at most niters. It's quite comforting really. Mind you I always feel about 93 when I go to places like Southport.

why do blokes in their 50's need to do all-nighters?

To chase tasty birds in their 30s and 40s... or accompany their own lovely wives of course. And long may they continue.

I checked the iPod and the only Petes we've got are the Peter Moore Orchestra and Peter Cooke & Dudley Moore

Daniel Dombrowe in Germany was just saying to me the other day that he's trying to think of names for his new baby boy who's due next week, and he really wanted Marvin, but that's apparently really popular with East German chavs over there...

Luppers & Joel ARE the new Smashie & Nicey on the northern scene. Joel's even got the shiny tracksuit tops already.

There have been some artistic crackers lately, but for pure memorable humour I think the fish have it this year. Overall though Andy of VSC is the paper flyer genius imo. His phonebox flyer for the Cardiff niter from a couple of years ago has got to be the best of all time - creative, colourful, and very very funny. My flyer wall at home is mostly papered with his stuff, including his classic 'bag of atmosphere'. We bow to the master

No pressure obviously mate, ha ha.

I'd love to see a book of the best & most memorable over the years. Has it ever been done?

T

Was chatting to some nice lads the other night at Keele, Jamie who lives in Southampton and his brother Andy who lives in Newquay hi lads. Andy does the driving and collects Jamie on the way. They do the 100 Club every month and often further afield. Deserve a freaking medal if you ask me.

Furthest I ever drove for one night only was Shotts in Scotland from South London in a Ford Fiesta Popular Plus 1.1...

Think you need a decent full-length niter plus three hours of saucy Sunday morning speedsex when you get home. Give that Kev Moore a ring, I've heard he's good.

Bookies - 'Ten To One'

Car Booters - 'Packin' Up'

Masochists - 'Hurt'

Gamblers - I Don't Like To Lose'

The Invisible Man - 'I'm Gone'

Suicide cases - 'No Second Chance'

Suicide Bombers - 'Come See What's Left Of Me'

Insomniacs - 'Sleepless Nights'

Agrophobics - 'The Outside World'

Paranoid Schizophrenics - 'Suspicion'

Rectal fixators - 'What's That On Your Finger'

Mutes - 'You Didn't Say A Word'

Chocolate Lovers - 'Breakaway'

Christopher Reeve - The Abseiling Years - 'Catch Me I'm Falling'

Jeremy Beadle - 'Lend A Hand'

Pyromaniacs - 'My World Is On Fire'

Opticians - 'Looky Looky'

Voyeurs - 'I Can See Him Making Love To You'

Roy Keane - 'I Walked Away'

Robinson Crusoe - 'Washed Ashore'

Parkinsonian cases - 'Can't Get Over These....errrr!'

Spat my cereal out and inhaled some up my nose by mistake laughing at those

Registrars - 'What's Your Name?'

Patrick Moore - 'Another Star'

Gigolos - 'One-Nighter'

Parole Officers - 'Please Give Me One More Chance'

Paedophiles - 'Touching In The Dark'

Sat Nav Manufacturers - 'Got To Find A Way To Find You'

Jesters - 'Don't Wanna Be A Fool'

Turnip Farmers - 'Hard Row To Hoe' (One-eyed Pete from Lincoln really was a turnip picker - where's he these days? Top spinner)

Big Issue Sellers - 'Begging You'

Olympic Athletes - 'Running Back & Forth'

Private Detectives - 'Is She In Your Town?'

Buddhists & Hindus - 'You Only Live Twice'

Comedians - 'Go On And Laugh'

Mountain Rescue Squads - 'Hold On Help Is On The Way'

Executioners - 'Nothing Can Help You Now'

Therapists - 'Are You Angry?'

Weather Forecasters - 'Date With The Rain' or 'Stormy'

Bank Account Tracers - 'You Don't Know Where Your Interest Lies'

Station Announcers - 'Come On Train'

Prostitutes - 'She Blew A Good Thing'

Witches - 'Dust My Broom'

Paediatricians - 'What's Wrong With Me Baby?'

Amnesiacs - 'What Happened To Yesterday?'

Exhibitionists - 'Look At Me Now'

Statisticians - 'Nine Times Out Of Ten'

Lottery Sellers - 'Not A Chance In A Million'

Casting Agents - 'The Way You've Been Acting Lately'

Muggers - 'Hand It Over'

Not forgetting that other anthem for paranoiacs 'They're Talking About Me'

done a bit of signwriting so i could have ,,,,,,handwriting on the wall

Brother Jack McDuff - 'Gonna Hang Me Up A Sign' if you like a bit of funky Hammond...

I am a decorator myself so...............I second that emulsion ! ok i know its crap but its all i could think of.

Sadly that made both me and Justin laugh. Apart from being international super housewife and sometime HR director, I have to do all his decorating quotations and invoicing...

Blimey, every bugger's a decorator on here. 'I could paint a picture' R B Hudmon?

I`m a Postman what tune could i have???

chris

Ooh, you're easy Chris, ooer matron!

'Signed, sealed, delivered, I'm yours'

Or for this time of year, maybe 'The Cold Letter' by the Soul Shakers, ha ha.

Hypnotherapists? You're going to wake up wiser baby...

Fraud Squad? Just Can't Trust Nobody

One for our sailor boy Russ Vickers - 'Smooth Sailing' The Temptations?

Me - Unemployed - Smokey Robinson & Miracles - Got a job....or the remix 'Gizza job'

But are you happy that way or looking for Something New To Do?

Debbie Ward in Eastbourne is a travel agent - 'Booking Up Baby', Topics?

Any estate agents - 'House For Sale'? or jewellers 'The Gold Of My Life'?

Anyone in the clergy?

Johnnie Taylor-Jesus is a Soul Man-Stax

There's the very Reverend Martin Adams from Wareham in Dorset of course. Alright Marty?