Oh!! dear that bloody Max has done it again....last month it was me n Chris Plant doing spots, with less than a dozen records to our name...and now he's gone and asked damn women to provide the entertainment, without the aid of a 'pole' and in full dress...what i want to know is who will be at home cleaning thr scullery????
In the end if ya don't wanna hear it go somewhere else, "you pays your money you mek's ya choice"....i think i'm correct when i say all the girls support the event month in month out, and whatsmore have over 2ooo years in total of being on the scene, or was it 200????
It's a bit of fun....thats all....its about giving the punters a bit of ownership, it ain't done to piss off the record buying big spending collectors who play records on the scene these days(i deliberatley avoided using the term d.j.'s) After all i was once a dj and did on at least two occasions pay over 14 groats for a record
that was the times we robbed the meters of the rich from Tettenhall.
Good luck to Max, all those girlie types and all those who attend with the intention of gooin' out to have a laugh and a bit of fun, i'll be there or SANDY WILL LAMP ME !!! and i know that cause she just whispered it in my ear as she sits behind me dagger at me throat!!!!
Hope you dont all go on one after this reply, its done tongue in cheek to hopefully make you lot see how silly all this sniping and weasleing around is, why not wish em luck and let em get on with it nobody expects to be able to please everyone, so let it GO!!!
Oh and if you ladies do change your mind ill have my pole with me!!
Oh yes i'll be playin' someone elses records again at the next Cavendish Suite, just like many of the big record buyers are no doubt playing ones that were once mine!!!
Love you all, specially the moaners.,.,.HARPO XXXXXXXXXXXXX