King of Crap - Dean Barlow - "3rd window from the right." (This was actually directions given to him while in a tower block.)
In second place,DJ Genesis - "tribute to betty".(I've found that this is just long enough to go to the loo,then back to the bar for a beer.Try it.If you're lucky it will have finished by then.)
Third,or is that turd,Travis Wammack - "Scratchy"...(a truly scary record, a swede ripper.)