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  1. as i do with timothy jimothy half a crown brownlaugh.gif. theres a sketch in one ripping the piss out of me and brian.they were priceless. i wish i could remember what was said

    dave

    Here you go.........

    NEWS EXCLUSIVE

    ***We will never be parted say lunatic twins***

    Full bizarre and true story !!!!

    Amazing news in concerning the worlds only unidentical non related brothers, the Doberman Pincher twins.

    The twins have become increasingly worried lately of one of them being abducted by old age pensioners, and, have decided to take drastic measures to prevent them being seperated.

    After long and careful thought the two barmy djs have decided the best way to stay together is to have a giant household paint brush embedded thro their heads !!!!!!

    The pair have decided to have a large hole drilled thro their skulls then have the 5 foot long paint brush hammered thro both their heads, skewering them permanently together for all time !!! They plan to hire a firm of interior decorators to carry out the operation sometime next week.

  2. I remember reading one of these, I still refer to top record dealer as John Ovenchip !!!

    thats the one I have but I can't get my scanner working...........quote from issue 8

    billionaire record dealer to merge with building society....shares rocket

    sensational news that john ovenchip is to merge with allianiance and leicester building society becoming the biggest in britain. mr ovenchips has assets of 160 billion pounds and a reputed 17 inch pe**s !!! current account holders will have to pay mr ovenchip around 500 pound each. thus raising shares in mr ovenchip to £13.50 each a rise of 6000%. the society will be renamed the alliance and ovenchip, mr ovenchip said today 'yes it is true I have got a 17 inch knob and I use it regulary on my big sofa. I just can't get enough'

    and theres a lovely tale of dj guy hexagon and some daffodils

  3. THE ACCENTS YOU BETTER THINK AGAIN B/W WHO YOU GONNA LOVE? ONEDERFUL VG+ £90.....sold

    FRANK HOWARD JUDY EXCEELLO DEMO EX £80

    THE RIVIERAS YOU COUNTER FEIT GIRL RILEYS VG+ £90

    DETROIT SOUL ALL OF MY LIFE MUSIC TOWN M- £125 ....on hold

    P&P INCLUDED

    PAYPAL AS A GIFT

  4. One of the best records for sale on this site in ages, if I did'nt already have a copy I would be on this like a shot, good price too.

    Regards - Mark Bicknell.

    Thanks Mark

    Have a fab time at Honey tomorrow, gutted I can't make it, you'll love it a brilliant venue and great people :thumbsup:

  5. Hi got this one to go...........

    The Hytones Bigger and Better b/w I've got my Baby A-bet £325 sold

    Its in great shape plays great. There is a very small water damage at the edge of the label on the top side but all credits are very clear. A few small marks on the vinyl but it plays great at home on the HiFi or on Technics. Books at £500 but just dosen't come up for sale that often.

    Price includes P&P

    Cheque, Cash or Paypal accepted as a gift.

    Thanks for looking

    Phil

  6. Vito & the Salutations 'I'd best be going' Sandbag ex £30 now £25

    The Exits 'Under the street lamp / you gotta have money' Gemini ex £50 now £45

    The Millionaires 'And the rains came' Speciality ex £50 now £45

    Herb & Doris 'Somebody somewhere needs you' Hip dj vg++ £40 now £30

    Geraldine Hunt 'Two can live cheaper than one' Bombay vg+ £75 now £65

    Tommy Frontera 'Leading Lady' Hi-lite vg++ £75 now £65

    The Lashons 'Little sister beware' Vended ex £85 now £75

    The Determinations 'Bing Bong' King dj ex £75 now £70

    Lydia Marcelle 'Its not like you' Manhatten ex £90 now £80 ......sold

    Oliver Bush 'I'll make it up to you' Gamble ex £75 now £70.............sold

    The Pearls 'Happy over you' Warner Bros dj ex £30 now£20

    The Reflections 'You don't love me' Went ex £40 now £35

    P&P signed for £2

    Cash, cheque or Paypal as a gift

    Thanks Phil

  7. the merging traffic - ain't no need my records m- £175............now £155

    the miracle workers - love in my soul b/w strangers to love scamm m- £150...............now £140..........sold

    ruby sherry - feminine ingenuity b/w please don't go vg+ £125.......now £115.........sold

    has loads of marks both sides play with some clicks

    serenaders - if your heart says yes vip dj m- £50......now £45

    Paypal as a gift preferred

    thanks for looking

    Phil

  8. the stratoliners - what do you want with my love federal dj vg++ £100 ...SOLD

    loads of hairlines but plays great

    Or £250 for the 4 thats left ...........

    frank howard - judy excello dj ex £90

    colette kelly - city of fools volt ex £50

    clara wood - you're after my guy imperial dj ex £100

    carl carlton - i can feel it backbeat ex £70

    p&p - £2

    special delivery - £5

    cheque, cash or paypal as a gift

    thanks for looking

    Phil



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