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NEWS EXCLUSIVE
***We will never be parted say lunatic twins***
Full bizarre and true story !!!!
Amazing news in concerning the worlds only unidentical non related brothers, the Doberman Pincher twins.
The twins have become increasingly worried lately of one of them being abducted by old age pensioners, and, have decided to take drastic measures to prevent them being seperated.
After long and careful thought the two barmy djs have decided the best way to stay together is to have a giant household paint brush embedded thro their heads !!!!!!
The pair have decided to have a large hole drilled thro their skulls then have the 5 foot long paint brush hammered thro both their heads, skewering them permanently together for all time !!! They plan to hire a firm of interior decorators to carry out the operation sometime next week.