Well Barry.
there is a god he smiles on me sometimes or was it sheer youthfull luck twice in one day
me and Four mates decided Fri night at the samanthas nighter we were going to the pier nighter sat , so its back home Sat morn meet up a tad later
So at the time we were meeting up sat just after dinnertime . three of us are waiting for the forth to pick us up outside what was my local boozer
at the time. of course our driver was late and the fact he did pills and if we were not outside the boozer he would just drive righton by and go to cleggy. So there we are bags, 3/4 leather coats waiting for lift. when up pulls my very very best mate in his blue avenger squad car... whoops what do i do here cum on im thinking bag full of gear cum on cum what the fu~k shall i do.
" well this guy werent on his busting head he stays in the car window down asking what we are doin and where we are going, i says nowhere just chatting waiting for a mate they wec are going for a drink in a very cocky way" all the time im thinkin to misen cum on cum on how am i going to do this
When he says youll not mind if i do your bags and pockets
SHIT here we go
Still thinking ............ whooooooooooooooooooo fu#k im busted
come here he says to 1st mate "search search "
ditto 2nd mate " search search"
your turn come
I WAS OFF "F U" i said i was gone faster than a hare being chased by a wippet [ now the coppers mistake i know my turf better than him]
there was a rat run that took you down side of pub round back back up other side of pub out on main road, all i could hear was him shouting at me to stop . I ran staight across very bizzeeeeeeeeee main road sat afternoon "im hedghog" but no i just made it with a few swerves and skreeeeeeetches. Now i always part left my holdall zip a tad open for obvious reasons , whilst im running the holdall is geting rifled bag of cayli torpedos now in hand opp side of road round blind corner launch gear over big wall keeps on running back to main road mates on opp side of road with coppers allover so i stops enough exitement
I got frogmarched right down the village by a local beat bobby into the local nic
Strip searched Questioned plenty of slavva two hour later im free back up road over wall and its cleggy bound would be about 75 down at the pier allniter (mid winter the fooking winds howling straight the humber estuary then up ya 32inches before the niter kicked off )right outside the pier there was the shortest dual carriageway in the uk. parked on it was a long line of what would be now termed riot vans u know the van loads of coppers with the odd powder enforcer amongst them .
anyways i arrives about 11ish and theres a right gang of my lot just near the boozer right outside the pier if i remember they called it the submarine they used to have a rock night on. Now because of all the coppers about this boozer was empty doors closed bang up 11.30.
So right thats our cue we all wade in under this large entrance canopy of this pub.
When of the lads says cum on wicksy get ya cassette out lets get the music on. when one says fook Rob gotta show you this (tapes on ) he does a spin been trying that all week he says am goona be betta than theee watch . ok get on wi it i says . now almost every body to a lad n lass were p###ed up
Off he goes .SP~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~N WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBLE........... GRABS ME.......................................FOOKINNNNNNNNNNNNNNN SMASH
THE Submarine doors are no more He'd pulled me through one with him and we had knocked some of the other into the remaining ones......
Theres bodies running allover ...........a blue wave emerged from their cosy slumber from the line of trannies opp side of road.........
collars felt with only a few escapees we are all booted in true Y2009 PC style and we are all taken off in a fleet of vans i think it were Grimsby nick.
( now i should not prob say this but in those days i was the local d###ing cayli (however spelt)arranger } I those days i was quite who gives a Fo~k im smarter than you toss pots
PART " 2 " later
Rob