PART 2
Anyway here i am second time in less than twelve hours on my way to the Nic only trouble this time is im facked with a capital F they jumped us that fast i had no time to dispose of my cayli sherbet whatever etc . so here i am this time ive no chance im banged up in the back of a van with a copper watching us and a few mates with other vans in the convoy carrying the rest of us.
Now im sat there thinking this is going to be your last nighter for a good while lad . Harry houdini could not get outta this ( now i would just add i always had my holdall over my right shoulder unless i was just standing about ,now i allways had the zip a tad open ) i could not get rid of my wares im being watched and listened to.
Well we arrived at the nic we are all taken from the trannie vans together cops allover. holdall over my right shoulder and my left arm is put up my back , Hey ya C##t steady thats hurtin so in true 2009 style "not" he does it again , i did not want to get in that nic well as the crowd of us are slowly led away one by one , i can see more theres a long path leading up to it ( cant remember exactly but if my memory serves me right) this long path was in fact two with large trees hegdes shrubs down the middle anyway plenty vegitation. (everybody is crapping thesens and they knew i was the one that was in for a busting) ... Well trees seen, not all that well lit heres my one and only chance this is either going to work or it aint kinda scenario they aint exactly that clued up these beat bobbies. Holdall is over left shoulder manages to get my left hand in bag and on the stuff i knew exactly where it was quick flick of the wrist no noise needed to distract it was windy that night ( fingers crossed) had i been seen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
well its through the doors and the whole reception is full with bobbies/ us and the sat night pissheads . Im well chuffed now , fookin aint seen me.
So we are all interviewed yet another strip search usual slavva and we are all slowly released one by one without charge not even for the doors they accepted it was not done intentional like.
they did even offer to take us all back up to the pier, which i had to decline because i had now to go midnight gardening Now how do you find a bag you flicked into the trees Shrubs not knowing exact spot plus theres other dropped rubbish too plus coppers in and out bringing arrests in...........Mission impossible but it were not staying there it had to be liberated it took the best part of a hour ill tell ya and very nearly got re arrested ..Phew yet another niter to remember for good and wrong reasons... All part of the fun though
Rob