Ganche,
Do what I do at none, soul dances make out you have got bad leg, and cant dance.
The worst for me was at a 50th birthday party,my Mrs knew the dj,and told him I went to Allnighters,and left it at that,the next thing the dj Twat, put FCUKING FOOTSEE on for Kev , I ran and hid in the Toilets,till it had finished.
Kev,