Have to agree sticky dancefloors are about as welcome as a fart in a wetsuit, they drive me to distraction, as well as making my old legs ache. However did you know some people like it like that, in fact I was at a venue in York a couple of years ago & the floor had been specially polished for dancing & was excellent, when up pop's Kate from Hull, who likes it tacky, with a bloody big American style prison mop & proceeds to start washing the floor!!!! This went down like a one legged man at an arse kicking contest, as you can well imagine!!!!!
We still love you though Kate, you silly sod,
Spot.
p.s. No offence was mean't or should be taken from the reference to "One Legged Men".