So you buy 1000 45's for £1000 and are disappointed when you don't receive £10-£50,000's worth of vinyl but get instead a big box full of £1 records ...
Guess you're still waiting for that nice Nigerian man to send you that £10,000,000 he promised ...
I assume you're the type of fella that likes making love with the curtains open ... would help explain how someone saw you coming ...