Steve S 60

It's actually made the national press. A new abbreviation to join OVO is EVC, Elderly Vinyl Conmen...... https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/11/30/conmen-jailed-selling-thousands-fake-northern-soul-vinyls-taking/amp/

Is that a single or multiple celled organism?

They won't have to worry about their winter fuel bill.

Real news about fakers makes a pleasant change from fake news about real people.

Julian Convay? Dyslexic bootleggers.

The Proceeds of Crime hearing should be interesting.

Sorted. MotownSoulMan has just posted his CV above.

No alcohol wouldn't bother me, but I'm probably in the minority. If you want to tempt people out you probably need something stronger than fizzy pop and squash. A 12:30 finish isn't too appealing, and who's your target audience given the music policy?

With apologies to Bobby Goldsboro.... I started up a soul event but I told it to too many people Now every promoter around has got a soul night in my town I booked a really good DJ to attract a whole lot of people Should have advertised it months before ‘Cause there’s no-one coming through the door Too many people, I told too many people. I saw a pair of Technics decks but I told it to too many people Now those Technics decks have gone, and now I’m left with Ariston Now every time I’m on eBay I’m outbid by too many people I should have kept my big mouth zipped I’m tired of always getting pipped By too many people, I told too many people. Well there are too many soul nights in this town Not enough punters to go around No matter what your DJs play It always happens that way Mmmm there’s too many soul nights in my town Here we go again…..

I think it very much depends on what mood I'm in. This week I'm mostly liking Jackey Beavers.

A few from Sicily, starting with Taormina, then Isola Bella and finally Savoca, where some of the scenes for The Godfather were filmed.....

Number 963 of 1000 received this afternoon.

Still waiting.

How do you explain to a dog that the clocks have gone back and he'll have to wait another hour for his tea.....

African or European?

You're not by yourself there.

I would recommend that you pop into your nearest HiFi dealer and audition some turntable / amp / speaker combinations. The Technics is first and foremost a DJ turntable. There are better sounding decks for home use. A lot would depend on your record collection. I recently acquired a Sony PSHX500 that sounds great and has the added bonus of allowing you to digitise your record collection, just connect to a PC........ https://www.richersounds.com/sony-high-resolution-usb-turntable.html

Incidentally, "Compared To What" didn't get radio plays because the word "abortion" was mentioned in the lyrics.

They speak very highly of you, Steve.

What amp will you be hooking the turntable up to?

Would you say that possession was the motivation?

Compared to what?

Couldn't afford a babysitter.

Keep taking the tablets.

Oh dear, there’s just too many do’s It takes over half an hour just to peruse In every location a range of venues With so much happening how do I choose? Northern, Motown, Rhythm and Blues Across the board music policy doesn’t give any clues Large wooden dance floor or maybe cheap booze Promoters and DJs give five star reviews Only £5 on the door, what can you lose? Free CD for the first fifty, how can I refuse? F*ck it, I think I’ll stay in and become a recluse.