"Handbags and Clown Rags"
Ever seen a DJ please the floor trying to play the other side?
Ever seen a young soul lookin' bored tryin' to make their loafers slide?
So what becomes of you owd love when life finally strips you of
the handbags and the clown rags who used to dance and sweat to buy you?
Once I was a young man all I thought I had to do was dance,
Well you are still a DJ and you've bought everything in style,
So why don't you figure it all out 'cos you don't mean a thing without
the handbags and the clown rags who used to dance and sweat to buy you.
Buy a song for six grand to your taste but save it for the people who want rare,
Four but twenty want it from a crate but you put them all in your pile.
They told me you missed Stoke today so what I suggest is you just play it at Rug-bay
and hide it from the handbags and the clown rags that used to dance and sweat to buy you.
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