Joe, that's just complete and utter bollox and I can only assume you never actually go out and hear the newer sounds.
Yep, Joe definitely hasn't been out much or just gone to Big nighters or oldies nights, where they play the odd dodgy new discovery ,to make such a, quite frankly, wank, statement as that. Very sad and unfortunately, indicitive of a large part of todays stationary and Morbidly obese (in terms of consumption of the same tunes!) scene.
Change of diet might perk you up, slim you down and get you moving.