Dawny...
You girlies just don't understand do you?......Lets be honest here it hardly take a genius to play records that everyone wants to hear and keep a dance floor full all night now does it??.
On the other hand it takes years and years of practice to select certain tracks that will clear a full floor quicker than a Vileda Supermop!, have you even the faintest idea how hard it is to tell the paying punters ALL the information on the records label AND at the same time cue the next record?, have you even considered how hard it is to memorise the term.."And here is another one from the Windy City!"
These are the reasons why DJ-ing is a complicated and skillfull artform which is best left to those who are most suitably equiped for the job, ie those who own a Penis!..
Your job is to just sit in the corner and look pretty with the odd trip to powder your nose along with your mates....
I hope this helps clear the matter up for you!..
Ah teapot me little teapot how frustrating was that to try and answer on a closed thread but no worries multi tasking as we speak by cut and pasting my little love muscle. . . . . .
Us girlies appreciate how very hard it must be for you guys to try and do more than one thing at once, and how it must be really difficult for you to stand in front of all those buttons without pressing every single one to see what they do. But every once in a while we let the weaker of the species have a little play at being grown ups, its not the matrix numbers or the rarest of the rare that gets a floor moving, its not that MR Anal DJ has 1 million and one friends to make it the best soul nite ever, its all to do with ........ are you waiting patiently now.....keep waiting ............ and waiting ....... are you still waiting ............
how do you keep an idiot in suspense??????????? ............. tell ya later