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Ah yes I see, could well be then. Who knows? Sure as you say they wouldn't be offended by this light banter. Nothing against gays you understand, all the more totty for us real men!

How do you know we have 300 gay members?

That was a joke you gay sod!

Think Dave Stewart produced 'It's raining men' TAKE THAT IN ONE MINUTE The band were originally put together to be the English answer to New Kids On The Block Legendary northern soul DJ and Hi-NRG innovator Ian Levine produced several of their early hits Prior to fame, Gary had played organ with Ken Dodd, and Robbie had a bit part in Brookside In 1992 they went on the 'Safe Sex' tour, backed by the Family Planning Association Mr Blobby knocked them off the Christmas #1 spot in 1993 When the band split up The Samaritans set up telephone help lines to counsel distraught fans Anyway, this thread's way to gay for me, I'm off to Stoke, where men are men (and sheep are frightened)

Likewise matey Good to meet nice young men

Southerner? Thought he was from Blackpool

Correction Michael, I was talking about Greg taking to gays to heaven and back I've had it with that avatar. Freud might have a theory if he wasn't dead

Southerner, yes Gay sex? No, not for me thanks

Good advice

We discussed this a while back. That Sadot chap does dance classes. Guy behind Wigan Play. Personally think drawing the curtains in yer front room and having a practice is best, but hey, that's just mho.

Shit, you sure they're not verruca's? Unsual to have those on the sole's of your feet. Had corns on the knuckle part of toes before, ain't any kind of fun. Trip to the chiropodist for you asap me thinks old son Got the p*ss ripped out of me Saturday night for wearing a vest Not from the off you understand, the more I danced, the more layers came off. Anyway I said I'd wear something outrageous and to me a vest is just that! Not worn one since I was 11. Fcuk it they're northern soul

Number one, what were you doing in a gay club? Number two, don't dwell on toilets (subject of) in gay clubs. Lastly number three, avoid usage of the phrase "blow me" in such matters.

I remember him being involved in Heaven. Also Weather Girls, high energy etc + Take That's first producer. Year's ago we had a lodger called Greg living with us once, a real thug hard nut. He told a tale of giving a couple of 'nice boys' a lift to and from the Heaven Club. My mate said, "so it's fair to say then Greg, that you took two gays to heaven and back"!

Zdravstvuite Everything but the Blues Brothers, Bro Do svidanja

Tell us about the sampled tracks.

Rod the mod! Straight from the fridge baby. 1964, Rod Stewart & the Shotgun Express - I Can Feel the Whole World Turn Round. Ossam

My sister came to a TOTS night at Luton and danced. Big Timi Yuro fan

I know Paolo, he's a really nice bloke. Knows his onions about mod fashion, Weller, Gallagher's etc. Generous with his recreationals too

In real death?

Wise to always take two pairs of shoes to a nighter, I do. Don't know about desert boots though. State of my shoes when I get home! Looks like they've been in a war zone. Dread to think what suede desert boots would look like after a nighter.

I hope this is not the post that got me into trouble mike, coz if so, it's a line out of a song, honest. Pete has added the next line underneath.

You live in a glass house, so don't trow stones Rude, Rude, Rudee(Osvaldo Farres, C. Campbell). Aka Don't Throw Stones. ... Prince Buster/Voice Of The People single. UK single (Blue Beat) 1966, with Prince Of Peace on the ... www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/ Disco/6032/RudeRudeRudee.htm - 3k -

Me neither. I wear trainers a lot of the time, but wouldn't to a soul do. Less risk in slide-ability by wearing a brogue or loafer etc. Imagine getting to a do, hearing a great track, then moving to the dance floor in yer trainers only to find you're stuck to it