re McFadden & Whitehead alternative lyrics - I'd be surprised if you found this at a boot fair - unless it was the Philly Phillies annual bring and buy garage sell. It's actually about the Philly Phillies getting to the Baseball world series final. I played this version at the Plinston a few years ago, as a novelty record. Some people loved it, others didn't. The biggest critic was a jazz funk fan funnily enough, Dave Blow from Hemel who said "If I wanna hear that, I'll go to Caister". Sam got his copy sometime later