Maybe the "Soul Police" should formally regulate the contents of all soul nights then
How this would work is that each flyer would need to contain details of the anticipated content of the soul night at the bottom of the page like this:
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Contains: 60% stomping northern* , 20% mid tempo bores, 10% token modern oldies**,5% R&B***, 3% 10 year old House records, 2% Unknowns****.
*If you suffer from High blood pressure or heart disease attending this night could be harmful to your health. Also note if you are allergic to Top 500 tunes, could cause an adverse reaction
**Likely to contain old Mecca records and modern spins from the last 20 years - do not atend if you suffer an adverse reaction to Drizabone, or UBP
***May include Rock and Roll type sounds
****Unknown means unknown to the DJ playing it, not neccesarily the public