Bit of Friday p.m. humour of sorts but saw on another post reference to a member being an 'anal purist'.
Got me thinking about the world renowned Divvy-Bileous scale and whether better definitons are needed.
In running order from least offensive I believe we have:
1. Anorak - mildly offensive type person who occasionally asks questions about matrix numbers and whether a record was a 2nd issue or not. Tedious, but OK to be seen at the bar with, especially if they are buying a round of drinks. Typical anorak is still after copies of Eddie Parker on Awake and "Job Opening" to replace the ones they sold in 1986 for £25. However they can no longer afford them.
2. Trainspotter - moderately offensive type person- spends their life scanning labels up, asking about missing numbers, double issued B sides and asking for label listings. Often found at the end of railway platforms, or in an armchair, but rarely seen in soul gigs. Unlikely to actually own any records at this point, instead they will have lots of hand written notes dating back some years.
3. Chinstroker - fairly offensive type person, chinstrokers frequent soul venues regularly but never enter into the joyous spirit of the event (Chinstrokers by a freak of nature are actually unable to dance). Instead they are usually found sitting in a dark corner away from the action, listening and noting what is played while they sup on a half pint of shandy all evening (or smuggle their own drink in - so no need to wonder about whether to chat to them at the bar - they don't go there). They may post negative comments on other peoples playlists or question the value of sale prices, because they purchased something for £1.50 in 1923.
4. "Anal purist with head up their own arse" - this is a NEW category - a highly offensive type person - dangerous record collector probably with considerable knowledge of soul music. The tip is not to get drawn into conversation with these people as they will instantly recognise your inferior knowledge and sell you the "duds" from their sales box for a lot of money. They also drink lots of beer, so can be an expensive option if encountered at the bar. Probably have a good record collection, and tend to be very passionate about music and know of mythical records that aren't in the price guides.
5. I've forgotten what 5 is - No definiton currently available.