1.Thou must always try to bamboozle a DJ during his spot, by asking for that record that you dont know the title or artist, by attempting to sing or hum your favourite catchy bit.
2.Thou must occasionally walk over to the Dj and peer at what is on the decks by moving your head in a circular motion in order to read the record label.
3.Thou must not annoy the record dealer by taking out great wadges of records from his boxes and then putting them back in the box back to front or in a different place in the box.
4.Thou must annoy the Dj when he is looking at his records, by changing the speed of the decks or turning the next record he is going to play over or pinching the record centres.