I've just been down the tip with Davina to throw some rubbish away right, I'm just standing there waiting for her to stop talking to the woman in the next car and an old bloke comes up to me and says "Excuse me, you do work here don't you?"
I looked completely shocked and said "No I don't work here"
Cheeky old bastard looked at me as if he didn't believe me so I said "these jeans cost £70 mate", he said "well you shouldn't wear expensive jeans to work" and I said "I DON'T F*CKING WORK HERE"!
I had on the aformentioned jeans, a Hugo Boss t shirt and a pair of imported Vans which cost me £60. That is not scruffy.
My girlfiend is now calling me THE BINMAN.
Great.
The above topic was also put on by Mr Smith
Pete not only are you deaf your obviously blind or don't own a mirror aswell Only joking mate killed myself laughing at the above.