This was posted in freebasing yesterday, it's pretty accurate
'Soulsource in association with 'Get a Life' promotions and 'Chin Strokers-R-Us' present a night of Northern and Rare Soul.'
Only Quality and Original vinyl played by the top Dj's on the scene at a fantastic venue - to include No dancefloor (not required) and a hourly quiz called 'Guess the Matrix number'.
*Important Note*
All vinyl played at the above has been certified and passed in advance by the SoulSource membership as 100% genuine and original.
All Dj's entering the venue have had thier playlists and boxes checked by the Soul police for all known copies of illegal footwear.
All Vinyl to be played at the above will be open for inspection at the end of the evening (Magnifying glasses will be available on request).
A free set of Stocks and basket of large stones will also be available for the first 100 people through the door as well as a free record (not CD of course) of popular SS chants including "Burn the bitch", "Kill the Heritic", "Make it into an Ashtray" and lots of other great SS classics.
Venue has a large cloakroom with a 200 anorack capacity and cheap bar prices, ie only £1.50 to refill your flask of tea and 50p for a pack of Egg and Cress sandwiches (made with free-range Eggs)