Listen to this, it's unbelievable.
I got 3 records in the post today, two of them no problem, the third one looked a bit strange then I realised why: it did not have my name and address on, in fact it was totally unrelated to me in every way apart from that the address of the person was in Wolverhampton about 5 miles from here, so it's not even supposed to go to our sorting office in Wombourne.
Weird concidence number one: the person who it was actually addressed to, I've known on the Northern scene for 30 years!
Weird coincidence number two: the road it was sent from, in Hastings, 200 miles away, is the road that I used to live in in Hastings!
So not only out of all the 200,000 people who live in Wolverhampton and surrounding areas, do I get post meant for someone I actually know, but it's posted from 100 yards away from where I used to live.
Strewth!