I have the obligatory black fist & KTF.........had it sooooooo long looks like a lump of coal now !.
Being a Navy Boy, where tattoo's where almost mandatory..........Ive seen some crackers.........for example the urban myth, of the guy who has 'HMS' written on his willy........but when he gets excited, shall we say, it reads 'HMS ILLUSTRIOUS'.
Has any one ever seen the traditional tattoo 'The Fox & Hounds' probably not a very trendy tattooo these day's, but its a complete back & sides of a hunt scene, horses, fences, huntsmen, scenery the whole kit & kaboosh..........with only the foxes tail visible coming out from ya ass...................!!!!!!!.
Also many years ago, some military guys would have 'f**k off' written on the outside of thier palm, so when ever they saluted an officer, instead of being a mark of respect, gave a whole new meaning !!!!!!!!.
Also what about the 'W's on each buttock, that when you bend over say's 'WOW' .
Russ