Ring ring....ring ring...
Ray Agee - Hi Ray Agee here, who's calling.
"Hey Ray, it's your agent Simon, I need you down the studio straight away"
Ray Agee - Why Simon, what's the rush?
"I got this killer Northern Soul track for you to record"
Ray Agee - What the fcuk is Northern Soul?
"Not got a scoobie Ray, but it means your record will be worth thousands of dollars in years to come!
Ray Agee - Woah, so I'm gonna be a rich Northern Soul Artiste of fame and fortune.
"Actually you won't even remember recording it, and won't see a cent, but you owe me big time for convincing me to let you cut a disc by the title of 'The Wobble-Oo"
Ray Agee - Well maybe that could also be a rare and expensive Northern Soul record in years to come?
"Now you're just being a dick Ray, anyway, time is money so get your arse down here pronto'
Ray Agee - Bollox......