THIS SOUNDS LIKE THE MISSUS WHEN I AM WATCHING FOOTBALL BACKGROUND HISSES/POPS & REGULAR RECURRING NOISES. IF I PUT HER IN BOILING WATER EVERY 2 SECONDS FOR ONE HOUR THEN PUT HER ON A TARMAC DRIVE AND RAN OVER HER WITH THE CAR . GAVE HER A GOOD RUB WITH ALCOHOL BRUSHED HER DOWN CLOCKWISE WITH A YARD BRUSH WILL SHE LOOK TWENTYFIVE YEARS YOUNGER OR WILL I GET 25 YEARS IN STRANGEWAYS LOL.