Alison H

! oh by the way ..... it wasnt me !!!

!! Genius Who needs You-Tube when we've got You-Margie!! Well done Sian !! & I DO want to know what you were doing off camera. Very funny .... I'm gonna go watch it all over again now. Its really cheered me up !! Ali x

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& I'm an ugly Bxtch !! ..... fancy a shag ??

Surely you could do the trick all on your own Still the above orgy, with the exception of you , sounds good!! Still friends ???? Ali x

I was goin to say I didnt realise you had stopped shagging ! but then looked at the link and realised it's quite nice in places (Im a softie deep down). I did see a couple dancing together at April Brighouse, tho they weren't dancing like the couple in the clip, more like a dance off (where she won!!). Still it was good to watch "his & hers" on the dancefloor. Cant say I'd like it if everyone was "at it" on the dancefloor cos its quite easy to bump one person out of your space but bumping two requires a bit more hip action!! Thanks for the Shag Lorna Ali x

Hi Jayne I've signed on the dotted line !! Hope they don't find out I'm from Yorkshire tho cos they'd send the bull-dozers in right now Good luck with this Jayne!! I've had many good nights in Prestwich & was hoping to have many good nights in Radcliffe after the brilliant August niter so I would be gutted to see these venues go. If there's anything else I can do just let me know lotsa love Ali x (The White Rose girl who is adopted by The Red Rose county on a weekend!!)

Slight amendment to the above (Im female so allowed to change my mind!) I dont really like the "ch"s in the record but nevertheless its still a nice record. Ta Ali x

I played it loud !! and I agree its a lovely "hits you right there!" song but why oh why does he talk part way through. Spoils it a bit, for me, but never mind the rest of it is awesome. Al x

You took your bleeding time !! ....typical bloke ! Too busy fxxking on that other thread (un!!) I will give your best man the very best from you & hopefully get him on this site.....then we can all go out to play together!! Will keep you posted Chris ATB Ali x

Hey fellow "sunk foul brother" I've just posted on another thread for you so bog off this un & read the other un lots of effing love Ali x

I'm seeing Hazel later this week so I'll make sure she gives "the old git" a nudge about joining. No doubt he's a lurker on here (hello Pele if you're watching) but its silly that he's not a fully fledged member (unless he is & doesnt want us to know ) We'll get him on here by hook or crook - he's got so much to offer this site. ATB Ali x

Look forward to it Carms ! That refo soul doesnt like me at the moment. Takes a little while to load & then throws me out just as I'm getting into it. Never mind I'm sure it will accept my advances at some point soon. You take care & see you soon my FunkSoulSista ! (ha ha! I almost typed Sunkfoulsista ..... its getting late!!) Ali xxx

Aaw Carms I've only just read this. Hope you dont think I've been ignoring you. (Ive been away) Oh yes !! (sounding like the Churchill dog) Funky Nassau !!! & ha ha ! I do remember Morley Carr & that Bobby Byrd track (if only we had known at the time that we were both dying to get up & strut our funky stuff ) We've yet to do it so keep your funky afro well combed my friend ! Talking of Marva Whitney !!! divvy me has only just got back from (well 14/9) where she will playing on 26/9!!! What a complete numpty I am. Cant afford to go back out so soon so will have to make sure that when I next plan a trip abroad I make sure I tie it in with when one of my hero's/heroine's (is that the correct spelling for a female hero-never looks right!) is playing. lots of Effing (as in Funk & not the other one) love Alison xxx

Pmsl Chris. Wait till I tell Pele what you said. Ha ha ! The king of cool will tw@t u when he next see's you. Al x

Im back I cant keep away from you guys. Has owt juicy happened since I've been away ? No !!!..... boring (joke!) Right Ive still nothing to add other than a bit of girly love (but not that sort of love!) so mwah mwah & lots of hugs. ATB Alison xx

Thanks Chorley ........ it has a much better ring than "Little Miss Leeds" plus she's better looking! Sorry to bust in on this thread Guys I've nothing interesting or thought provoking to add other than flippin eck you lot cant half ramble (& I thought us women were champions at that!). I have found this thread interesting from all the posters, some of it confusing (but thats easily done where Im concerned) but I just wanted to be a minx & gate crash this party then I can say I've posted twice on a thread thats not in Freebasing (which is where I'm most at home ) On that note I'll say cheerio Big love & a hug from me Al xx

Hi Barry I guess you didn't want your face plastered all over a milk carton !! (i.e your birthday thread) Sorry guys I've nothing to add to this thread, just wanted to be cheeky & sneak in on interesting thread then at least somewhere down the line I can say I've posted on an interesting & thought provoking thread. Right I'll leave you to get on with your master debate. Peace & love & seriously no offence to anyone. Mwah!! Cheerio Ali x

pmsl !!! brilliant!! .......still laughing

Sarah You could do what I've done in the past (cos I cant retain much information bout records. Shoes & handbags ... YES ! records sadly no even tho I have tried) Go up & say "can you play that thingy mi bob by who-ji-mi-callit .. you know the one .... it goes ra ra la la shoop shoop biddum biddum love something or other" More often than not the d.j cant hear you anyway & just says politely "oh I havent got that one in mi box" or if the d.j is a bit of tease will tell you they'll play it next Ali xxx P.S Ooh if you're wondering why my Avatar is spinning discs. Its not cos I know shXt loads bout records (cos I dont & Im not ashamed to admit it) Its just I like "Little Miss" T-shirts & bought it thinking she was wearing trendy ear-muffs & making pizza's