Thinking about c/w song titles, heres the top 55 :-
not that I'm ant sort of a collecter in this field
55 Country Western Song Titles
All-Time Best Country Song Titles
· Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart
· Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
· She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
· Guess My Eyes Were Bigger Than My Heart
· I May Be Used, But Baby I Ain't Used Up
· If You Can't Bite, Don't Growl
· She's Actin' Single I'm Drinkin' Doubles
· I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
· If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You
· Who's Gonna Take The Garbage Out When I'm Dead And Gone?
· She Walked Across My Heart Like It Was Texas
· If Love Were Oil, I'd Be A Quart Low
· Thanks To The Cathouse, I'm In The Doghouse With You
· They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can't Stop My Face From Breakin' Out
· If I Ain't Got It, You Don't Need It
· You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
· I Wanted You To Leave Until You Left Me
· Did I Shave my Legs for This?
· I'm The Only Hell Mama Ever Raised
· If You Don't Leave Me, I'll Find Someone Who Will
· Hold On To Your Men Cause She's Single Again
· She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft
· You're Going To Ruin My Bad Reputation
· You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat
· I Got Tears In My Ears From Lying On My Bed Crying On My Pillow Over You
· She Feels Like A New Man Tonight
· At the Gas Station of Love, I Got the Self Service Pump
· Get Your Tongue Out Of My Mouth, Because I'm Kissing You Goodbye
· She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart
· If Fingerprints Showed Up On Skin, Wonder Whose I'd Find On You
· When You Leave Walk Out Backwards, So I'll Think You're Walking In
· I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me
· I Gave Her the Ring, and She Gave Me the Finger
· I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life
· Walk Out Backwards Slowly So I'll Think You're Walking In
· How Can You Believe Me When I Say I Love You, When You Know I've Been A Liar All My Life?
· My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart
· I've Got Hair Oil On My Ears And My Glasses Are Slipping Down, But Baby I Can See Through You
· You Were Only A Splinter As I Slid Down The Banister Of Life
· I've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart
· I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart
· Get Your Biscuits In The Oven, And Your Buns In The Bed
· Your Negligee Has Turned To Flannel Nightgowns
· I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
· You're a Hard Dog To Keep Under The Porch
· My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him
· If Whiskey Were A Woman, I'd Be Married For Sure
· Make Me Late For Work Today
· How Can I Miss You if You Won't Go Away?
· I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck!
· All I Want From You (Is Away)
· I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight
· If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?
· Don't Believe My Heart Can Stand Another You
· How Come Your Dog Don't Bite Nobody But Me?