I know a Northern Soul promoter/DJ who likes to be called Bell End. When I asked how he came upon such a colourful handle (as I believe the trendy people call it), he replied, as though it was obvious, that his real name wasn't familiar to people as he had never really been on the Northern scene.
He must have realised that I was struggling to make the connection, because he spelled it out to me as though I was a child. He almost did a diagram: "My name's , you see, are derived from the fact that I want to be a big noise on the Northern Soul scene, I want to be a big name promoter/DJ so I want a name that rings and makes a big noise so I decided on Bell . Because I only have Boots and Re-issues I want to be DJing at the end of the night when I know no one will care because they're all too pissed.
And so that's why they call me Bell End, because I is a bit of a gangsta..."