I've got a joke for you... I know it's off-topic, but what the hell!!
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Two nuns are driving down a road when a vampire jumps out in front of their car...
One nun says to the other "Quick!! Show him your cross!!"
So the other winds down her window, pops her head out and shouts "Get out of the f**king way, you b**tard!!"
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Tehehehe!! Made me laugh!!
Loads more nun jokes, some a bit too racey (if you know what I mean) for this site, PM me if you want some more...