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pikeys dog

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  1. Yarr, Land in 'Dead Mans' Cove - thirty paces forward there be a Palm tree, turn 90 degrees left and walk forward 12 paces and there be a rock. Dig a hole next to said rock, smash this abomination against it and bury the pieces in't hole. Make sail from this place as fast as the wind'll take ee and try thy hardest to forget thy ever heard this bilge. Aharr.
  2. Ahaar, Why be this so strange? - I'll wager many folks on here have records that be one'offs, acetates and raritees, without 'em being self-professed 'foremost Motown Collectors'. Sound's like a 'Dog In The Manger' mentality to this ole Sea Dog. Bye the bye, John Pugh be a respected collector by this brigand, as I've heard many a fine ditty from his treasure trove. Yarr.
  3. Yarr, Do the right thing and let the genuine high bidder have it... But make sure the seller refunds 'ee for thy snipe fees. Aharr.
  4. Yarr, I can believe it. Aharr.
  5. Yarr. Alternatively, you could get a Parrot to shi't in his ear... Just as nasty, but easier to get over. Aharr.
  6. Garr, Funky Fast Bump be far too repetetive for these old lugholes. Be Same with Super Party, as well as it going on for as long as Blackbeards beard. Fabulous Jades jus' be a general James Brown sound-a-like Yarr. Third listenening to them three, and non o' em sound any better. Aharr. Aharr, Be interesting to lughole tho'. Yarr.
  7. Aharr, Penetrations be what yer after, ey? Cheeky Monkey. Yarr.
  8. Yarr, Last one be a pretty ditty.... Tho to my ears th others be as rotten as a month-dead bilge rat. Ahaar.
  9. Garr, Tis a mighty fine R&B stomper, but last couple I seen, be around £100. Yarr.
  10. Yarr, Be an unfair trade. Helen Troy EP be £150.... Dusty Wilson be a touch over £200. Aharr.
  11. Garr, She's not much of a looker either. This track is terrible too. Yarr.
  12. Garr, What do these Very Tasty 45 thingies taste of, 'zactly? Yarr.
  13. Garr, Diane Jenkins should be easy enough - got a contemprary UK release as well, so it did. Yarr!
  14. Arr, Keelhaul the barsted. Jus' make sure thy hasn' lost it behind the stereo unit, firse. Yarr.
  15. Garr, I'd teach 'ee, but with my peg leg, I can only go in circles. Yarr.
  16. Avast! I have a treasure trove of Black Echoes under my hammock. Any particular ones yer after. Aharr!
  17. Aharr, what about the Pirate Ships, Mateys? As anyone got any info What happened to the disc from Radio Caroline? Yarr.
  18. Ahaar, Bit of a sweeping statement thar Dayo, ya Landlubber. Yarr.
  19. Tom Clay?
  20. Arrr I remember Scarboro' in the 1660s. Wild Jims Ale and Floosie Tavern. Slap my thigh, many a good Hornpipe to be had in thar. Plenty of drinking and dancing as well. Yarr.
  21. Aharr, Shane M'lad. Tis more likely that the Buccaneers are off Sailing the High Seas, than being in Dry Dock. Yarr.
  22. Garr, If this goes on much longer, the price will be as low as Davy Jones' Locker. Yarr.
  23. Arr, tis a messy tune and no mistake, garr, I can't see many a Hornpipe to that one. Yarr.
  24. Yaarrr, I be waitin til they bring out the Pie and Mash-Up Mix. Ahaar.
  25. Arrr.... In 1978 the only thing that interested me was the Beano and a packet of KP Skips - all in for 10p Yarr, Jim Laaad


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