The balance has gone too far over to the buyer on eBay now...
Hardly list anything on there as it's so expensive.
Then you have to deal with muppets who think you are in the blocks, parcel in hand, awaiting their payment so you can post the item to them as soon as it lands...
I'm going to put
"Please allow 14 days for delivery, as unlike some of the social retards on eBay, I do actually have a life, that means that I cannot teleport myself to a Post Office to get your item out quite as quickly as you would like"