Just got a message from en Ebay seller which made me smile, so I thought I would share it:
Jumpin' guacamole! You have persevered the raging battle 'o electrons and emerged as the victor in this most recent Ebay contest. That means you have earned the right to have a select item, a veritable collector's heirloom wing its way to your side to take its rightful place in the pantheon of cool and groovy things that festoon your humble abode.
But first! We must arrange some mutually acceptable barter, some trade of common currency to grease the wheels of commerce. So, to that end, I bid you send me your Dollars, your money orders, your cashier's checks, chits, wonga, filthy lucre, spondulas, slummers, mazoolas, kale, tcush, o-day, cartwheels, long green, dead presidents, clams, f-olding money or cabbage. Inscribe and send the remuneration to ...
Cheers
Richard
premium_stuff@hotmail.com