I hope this makes you smile.
Couple of years back I had my car broken into & lost all my cds (amongst other things)
Guys at work were less than supportive - "Col, when they find out what a crock of shite they've stolen they'l dump it at the top of the road."
2 hours later I received a call frpm the police
"Mr. Smith, good news we've found you're CDs".... you guess where they were dumped?