Only the names have been changed tro protect the guilty..
One of my mates Bert is not allowed out to all-niters by his partner. Some minor bad behaviour in the past. But he is allowed to go and watch soul artists in concert. So everytime we do an all-niter its agreed that we've really gone to see the O'Jays or whoever & apparently we book into a hotel. Just to make it more interesting, he also fabricates a little story.
Last time we were all out on a normal social event, Bert says "if my wife asks anything about last week-end, you had to share a hotel bed with Ernie" I looked confused & was further advised that there had been a mix up with the beds at our imaginary hotel. Apparently he'd got a bed ok, but I had to share!
Why he'd made up that particular story I have no idea, but thats what happens when you choose your mates on entertainment value!