Flipping heck, I started this to make myself feel better after breaking a £30 record - I think all I've done is left about 20 others in tears! Been taking notes as well, so far got: Don't buy from abroad - especially America Don't buy from a soul night over here Don't buy from a dealer far away, meaning you've got to use the postal service Don't overfill your playbox Don't underfill your playbox Don't live on a continent that suffers from earthquakes - if you do sacrifice yourself for your records and make sure they're safe ahead of any family/kids/pets etc Don't put your records on the floor while you're on a chair, especially if it has wheels...... Don't put your records near a cupboard, especially if that cupboard has a door that works Bumps and bubbles are fine - DO NOT try rectifying them Don't use them in hot venues Don't take them outside when it's cold Don't take them out of their sleeves Don't sit on them Don't let infants eat them Don't transport them in a taxi - in fact, don't transport them? Oh, and one from me - don't clean them, make dust your friend. Sorted, Thanks for the tips everyone - I think if the above rules are followed then no-one need suffer a devastating loss ever again......keep that vinyl safe people! And I forgot to ask.....does anybody want to buy an Eddie Sull on Marc, one small crack.....?