Obviously a wind up. DG didn’t even knew he had made the record until recently and fist laid his hands on a copy in 2003; his appearance at Prestatyn in 2003 would have been the first time a copy got signed, although he was back again in 2004.
Unless someone thought, I’m off to Prestatyn and DG will be there so I’ll get him to sign one of my DG collection; don’t want to devalue any of my expensive stuff, so I’ll put the Wanders and Tru Glo Town outings etc back in the box and get this orange soul pack one signed.
Sadly the person dies of hypothermia and a cold cure over dose at Prestatyn and their partner, Ernie, eventually gets their personal belongings back. Being a pork pie addict, they decided to venture to Melton Mowbary and kill two birds with one stone: trade said record and collection of pop classics for £50 to JM, John’s feeling sympathetic for thier plight and gives them a tenner for the records, bur never opens the record box- two dozen huge pork pies were purchased.
About three years later, Ernie is clearing out their dead partners things to go to the charity shop, when unfortunately one of the stale pork pies they purchased falls down from the shelf and caught him in the eye and he bites the dust.
As they say the rest ‘is history’ until a couple of weeks ago………..