tell ya a true stoorie..i nearly alwaysed danced at the bottom left corner,wiv me pals..bomber..chris..spud..blah.blah..record finished,so i thurt,i,ll av a pee pee..went in the bogs..by stairs..as i walked in that bloody big bouncer,,fatty..n the blonde headed one,grabbed me round the neck..n dragged me in the door left side ov the stage..up behind the stage is an office..mike walker sittin ..lukin at me..he sed..oii..blonde wer ya get all that cash from..in my pocket woz the sum ov £4.50..i sed its me friggin wages...dik ead..iv just got paid..friday nite..ay it..apprentice plumbers in 1975 earned £4.50..still got wage pakets...M.Walker..bouncers..ohhh weev got a clever bastard ear...RIGHT STRIP SERCH THE LIL FCKA...EE MIGHT AV GEAR..????? U NO WEN U CUD CRAWL UP UR OWN ARSE...PEEPS THEY VERTUALLY MADE ME.....HOUR lata...pushed me throo the door,,soddin NAKED,,CLOVES IN ME HAND..NAAR FKC OFF BLONDEY... GUYS IF YA CAN REMEMBA A STREAKER...IT WOZ ME...
U NO I WISHED THEY WUD AV NICKED ME...TRUST ME IT AY THAT BAD...LIFE..XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX