Think I've mentioned this one before but,
at Heywood a certain "laydee" was whinging all night 2 Dunno this", " Play some Northern" etc-you get the pic, any road Steve announces Somebody Somewhere-Ike & Tina Turner.
Said lady SHOUTS "Ike & Tina F*CKING Turner, thats not..........................
Oh I like this!!!!"
and bounds onto the floor..
Tony