Disappeared? Your hair didn't disappear, it left home. It was fed up with you going on and on and on about how soul nites should be newie originals only, bootleggers should be shot and CD's burnt. I know this cos last time you had hair, me and your hair had a heart to heart in the, ahem, toilets.
It couldn't wait to jump ship (or scalp in this case). I didn't make your hair disappear I just helped it - gave it some money, tickets outta here, false passport etc. And now everything your hair stood for, you try to replicate, like your way of apologising to it. Well you dont fool me, I know deep down you are a 100% original, upfront soulie, unlike your hair...it's just a shame you two fell out...