ImberBoy Posted January 17, 2009 Posted January 17, 2009 We won't need a map Can you play The Snake? We don't need to get there early; it's not as if we will be locked out Got a right barging on this; it's the original label as well! Are you sure you want to come love? You'll not stay awake I will stay awake, I wont spoil it for you Northernsoul is dead This venue will last forever! There are loads of tickets left "The dancefloor is like woman to me, u got to find the best spots, and once u find it stay there" Billy Whiz 2009 Any others?
ImberBoy Posted January 17, 2009 Author Posted January 17, 2009 Watch this spin................. whoops..... sorry ..... I'll get some more drinks Does this shirt make me look fat? These baggys are gonna make me look ace! Look, I am not going to spill my drink! I wonder if I can still do the splits........... fookin ell! Help!!
Kev Moore Posted January 17, 2009 Posted January 17, 2009 Best one I remember....'It's just a feeling'-Jackie Green na Mrs Bicknell circa 1988 Kev
Guest Posted January 17, 2009 Posted January 17, 2009 Watch this spin................. whoops..... sorry ..... I'll get some more drinks Does this shirt make me look fat? These baggys are gonna make me look ace! Look, I am not going to spill my drink! I wonder if I can still do the splits........... fookin ell! Help!! You cannot seriously tell me that this has been played out! It's the sort of stuff me mam and dad listened to in the 50's. [Tennesee Ernie Ford - Sixteen Tons]
Kev Moore Posted January 17, 2009 Posted January 17, 2009 2 more from me that always make me laugh 'I don't collect albums' 'I didn't know that was on the other side'
Dennisoul Posted January 17, 2009 Posted January 17, 2009 (edited) " I USED TO HAVE THIS ".....upon hearing a said tune being played. " ONLY COST ME A FIVER "..... " dito " " DINNAE BELIEVE HES STILL PLAYIN THAT SH++E "..... " dito " " IT`S A PRESSING " ....... " dito " Edited January 17, 2009 by Dennisoul
TOAD Posted January 17, 2009 Posted January 17, 2009 HEARING A NEW TUNE IS LIKE GETTING INTO A VIRGINS KNICKERS A BIT DIFFICULT AT FIRST , BUT WELL WORTH THE EFFORT. REV SWAMMPY QUOTE
111spider Posted January 17, 2009 Posted January 17, 2009 i dont know the last time i heard that-about a record thats just finished?
Guest Gavin Page Posted January 17, 2009 Posted January 17, 2009 One of me mates while at a Gig in Italy. " Got any Spagetamin Mate? " I laughed the whole feckin weeked Sorry just had to share that with you. Back to topic - Coat Got Gone.
111spider Posted January 17, 2009 Posted January 17, 2009 just looking at gavins icon reminded me of "did you go to wigan?"
111spider Posted January 17, 2009 Posted January 17, 2009 one i find really getting on my nerves lately is "have you got duffy?"
Guest BIG H Posted January 17, 2009 Posted January 17, 2009 'I 'ad It when you were still shittin yellow yoof!' Rob Marriotts answer when someone showed him a record and asked him if he had heard it
Jez Jones Posted January 17, 2009 Posted January 17, 2009 These f*cking bogs stink have you got any tackle He's f*cked off--how we getting home now Oh and had this last night . 'Hey up youth, can you remember, that time we went the Mecca and...............(insert any adventure here) And you have no idea wtf he's on about --but just vaguely agree with him
Ian Dewhirst Posted January 17, 2009 Posted January 17, 2009 'Had it in '74 mate' 'It was crap the first time around' 'Used to be a Soul Pack record' 'Bought it off Anderson for a quid' '£700 for Lee Fields? Wouldn't give ya £7 for it'! All © I. Dewhirst 2009 Ian D
Jez Jones Posted January 17, 2009 Posted January 17, 2009 'have yer got any money on ya--- need some batteries for the Discotron Just enough for bus fare mate Its only worth 3 but he wants a fiver I haven't got enough get in ( and you've just travelled 80 miles to the venue and he not said anything before ) just enough for a tenners worth
ChrisOD1964 Posted January 17, 2009 Posted January 17, 2009 (edited) He's f*cked off--how we getting home now now that made me laugh.. remember when i went to a doo with a mate of mine he drove us their and he fooked off to a niter somewhere. I was stranded managed to get a lift home eventually. chris Edited January 17, 2009 by ChrisOD1964
shute Posted January 17, 2009 Posted January 17, 2009 Watch this spin................. whoops..... sorry ..... I'll get some more drinks Reminds me of me
Jez Jones Posted January 17, 2009 Posted January 17, 2009 Fook me --she looks well now--she ws f*cking bosted at school
Guest Matt Male Posted January 17, 2009 Posted January 17, 2009 'Played at Stafford' mumbled after every other record, while nodding sagely... 'Wigan oldie' mumbled after every other record, while nodding sagely...
Cunnie Posted January 17, 2009 Posted January 17, 2009 "Only 2 known copies" Yeah right, Butch, Sam, Arthur, Ginger & Andy Dyson are playing it.....
ChrisOD1964 Posted January 17, 2009 Posted January 17, 2009 Watch this spin................. whoops..... sorry ..... I'll get some more drinks Reminds me of me Now havent we all done that chris
Guest CarlosFandango Posted January 17, 2009 Posted January 17, 2009 Anyone used these ? No honest love ... I'll be home by 2 And .. 2 seconds after shaking someones hand What was his name again ? And finally ... Yeah .. I'll definately fall asleep when I get home !!
Guest Posted January 17, 2009 Posted January 17, 2009 translated and condensed from numerous 'Quotes' that all amount to the same thing. All other venues within a 50 mile radius of ours are shi*t
ChrisOD1964 Posted January 17, 2009 Posted January 17, 2009 " oh yes i love this tune gotta dance" away onto the dance floor you go and straight back off you come "not what i thought it was" chris
Harry Crosby Posted January 17, 2009 Posted January 17, 2009 RON PEDLEY [YORK] when offered ROBBIE LAWSON for £25, "ITS JUST BEEN BOOTED, THERE GONNA TURN UP BY THE BOX LOAD"
Jez Jones Posted January 17, 2009 Posted January 17, 2009 (edited) 'hey up mate ,haven't seen you for ages--How long have you been into Northern' That bast8rd never went the Torch.. Edited January 17, 2009 by jez jones
Jez Jones Posted January 17, 2009 Posted January 17, 2009 Usually heard at weekenders 'i wish I hadn't drunk so much this afternoon----i've missed half the f*cking night now ' 'What's the Modern room like'
Baz Atkinson Posted January 17, 2009 Posted January 17, 2009 IM NOT A DJ IM A RECORD COLLECTOR DID YOU GO THE CASINO
good angel Posted January 17, 2009 Posted January 17, 2009 (edited) Ive been before, Bollox,Ive missed the turning, Iam sure its around here, Bollox its there, Where is the Twat,(Standing out side a venue,on a cold morning) Do you want your coat(mis heard as, do you want a coke) No ive got one here F,ing Sat Nav. Kev Derbyshire banter going to a Nighter. Edited January 17, 2009 by good angel
arnie j Posted January 17, 2009 Posted January 17, 2009 THIS IS GONNAE BE FUCKIN MASSIVE-keb darge circa 1984 you got me, guy hennigan, with without doubt the best in 60s soul around at the moment-guy hennigan circa 1984
Guest Matt Male Posted January 17, 2009 Posted January 17, 2009 (edited) Lots of toilet related ones... "why won't this bleedin silver paper flush ffs..." "where's the seat?!" "I hope that's water i've just walked through..." "Damn the hand towels have ran out... i suppose those on top of the bin aren't too dirty to use..." and the classic.. "sod buying water i'll just drink from the taps..." Edited January 17, 2009 by Matt Male
Guest CarlosFandango Posted January 17, 2009 Posted January 17, 2009 "What £10.00 for a fuxxing niter ... It'll never happen !"
Guest Soultown andy Posted January 17, 2009 Posted January 17, 2009 (edited) "What £10.00 for a fuxxing niter ... It'll never happen !" In the same vane HOW MUCH BUT ITS 3AM AND WE,VE BEEN TO ANOTHER CLUB FIRST experienced niter door staffs trained response well f*** off back there or ok just for you the rest of the djs and staff are gonna work for half their wages for the rest of the nite. Edited January 17, 2009 by Soultown andy
Guest gordon russell Posted January 17, 2009 Posted January 17, 2009 great sets played by all the dj's......posted the next day by someone who told YOU on the night the music is shyte
Guest gordon russell Posted January 17, 2009 Posted January 17, 2009 heres one l heard at a nameless nighter a year or so ago......bouncer comes in the toilet,picks up some of those little plastic bags you see on the floor and says....."wish they'd chuck their drug packets out the window"
John A Posted January 17, 2009 Posted January 17, 2009 As told to me once "an allnighter without speed is like dipping your wick without cumming"
Philly Posted January 17, 2009 Posted January 17, 2009 Ive just sold that....... I sold that last year ........ Got rid of that a while back ........ Not keen on that ...... (but they then start looking for it) priceless !! Best one " WAKE UP" to the driver, as you are being driven home the next morning.......... aaaaargh Has your legs fell asleep ......... mine have Are we nearly there......... Did you go to Wigan .....
Guest KEN-SOUL Posted January 17, 2009 Posted January 17, 2009 Lots of toilet related ones... and the classic.. "sod buying water i'll just drink from the taps..." this brings back memories from the poverty stricken 70's! oops! back we go again! just shut up 'n git yer heed under the tap!
Kev Moore Posted January 18, 2009 Posted January 18, 2009 (edited) Having driven up to Sheriden's with back door Kenny leaving my coat and a load of records in the boot of his car. Next morning..... ....'Where's the car Ken?' ....'Swopped it for this album and that old banger!' Woops! Kev Edited January 18, 2009 by Kev Moore
Theresa Posted January 19, 2009 Posted January 19, 2009 No more gear? Blimey we'll have to lick out some old bags
Platters 81 Posted January 19, 2009 Posted January 19, 2009 "can i borrow a pen"......and my all time favorite......."guaranteed five wank powder ..mate"...(sorry mum)....
harpo1 Posted January 19, 2009 Posted January 19, 2009 "it's the best i've ever had, watch what your doing" "i was barbed up once"....said to me by a regular on the site no names ONCE! say i, i didn't mean it like that he replied....he'll know who i mean, and smile as he made me at the time. "first ever play for this one" is that tonight ?? "c/u as" .......................... (why it was never covered at the Cats'Torch where you first heard it) "I'm not saying anything. its just that my copy was different, it was styrene and had a matrix" "I once bought a Lenny Curtis for £5" i said to a dealer.."was that what it was worth" says he..."no you cheeky bastard" i reply"(didn't tell him i prob sold it for a tenner too) "No mick i dont want that Cashmeres for £20, it's played out" me to mick holdsworth 1980
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