Guest Posted May 3, 2005 Posted May 3, 2005 This is just awesome... https://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vie...mMakeTrack=true Bless him!
Gasher Posted May 3, 2005 Posted May 3, 2005 poor misled bastard..as soon a she gets her half she'll be off like a ferret down a rabbits hole. the gasher
Guest Richard Bergman Posted May 3, 2005 Posted May 3, 2005 This is just awesome... https://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vie...mMakeTrack=true Bless him! link Ahh has brougt a tear to my eye
Keithw Posted May 3, 2005 Posted May 3, 2005 poor misled bastard..as soon a she gets her half she'll be off like a ferret down a rabbits hole. the gasher link too right Ritchie wouldnt sell my collection to Sh*g JORDON
Guest Posted May 3, 2005 Posted May 3, 2005 too right Ritchie wouldnt sell my collection to Sh*g JORDON link Michael ?
Guest Stuart T Posted May 3, 2005 Posted May 3, 2005 too right Ritchie wouldnt sell my collection to Sh*g JORDON link You probably wouldn't have to.
Ged Parker Posted May 3, 2005 Posted May 3, 2005 You probably wouldn't have to. link She's a crap shag anyway
Guest Roccia Posted May 3, 2005 Posted May 3, 2005 Loosing a woman because your record collection is a sad but an understandable thing... NOT loosing you record collection for a woman....! Someone has to stop that man!!! Roccia
Guest sigher the gutter snype Posted May 3, 2005 Posted May 3, 2005 MAN NO WOMANS WORTH YOUR ECORD COLLECTION TIP 1....FIND ONE U.S 45 TIP 2....BUY SOME JELLY TIP 3....RELAX IN ENJOY DONE AND YOU STILL GOT YOUR RECORDS
Godzilla Posted May 4, 2005 Posted May 4, 2005 MAN NO WOMANS WORTH YOUR ECORD COLLECTION TIP 1....FIND ONE U.S 45 TIP 2....BUY SOME JELLY TIP 3....RELAX IN ENJOY DONE AND YOU STILL GOT YOUR RECORDS link Ecord collecting eh? Sounds intriguing - must give it a knock. Also like the sound of eating jelly while admiring your 45 collection. Couple of questions though: Does it matter which flavour? Are you allowed to enhance the experience with fruit and custard and turn the whole whole thing into some kind of huge trifle experience? Hope so - I find jelly on it's own pretty boring. On a slightly more serious note, I always feel a bit queasy when I hear people say that their collection is the most important thing in their lives. I love records as much as the next (reasonably sane) person but surely family would come first? Those who think otherwise strike me as bordering on being sociopaths Godz
Guest sigher the gutter snype Posted May 4, 2005 Posted May 4, 2005 ha!ha! ecord collecting...if i get any ficker id sell my wecords! the wifes often played second fiddle to my records but hey! they were here before she was and thats the way it's gonna stay they dont complain when you make a few hundred on a 45 and give them a few quid to treat themselves...or when you get them on a guest list for a jam ive already given up playing football on saturdays, just sundays now sure look after your family but does selling what makes you happy make her happy youre just gonna go around with a face like a smacked arse!!!! and how many people have sold there collection then to find themselves crying in the gutter and try and buy everything in site to make up for lost time....didnt i read ian levine done that?????
MarkWhiteley Posted May 4, 2005 Posted May 4, 2005 wouldnt mind seeing a piccy of this Amy bird must be some stunning piece! Billy
Tubbs Posted May 4, 2005 Posted May 4, 2005 Here is the lovely AMY that he's having to sell his collection for
Guest andys165 Posted May 4, 2005 Posted May 4, 2005 I give it 6 months. Makes you wanna puke, really.
MarkWhiteley Posted May 4, 2005 Posted May 4, 2005 Here is the lovely AMY that he's having to sell his collection for link
Godzilla Posted May 4, 2005 Posted May 4, 2005 You lot that are making all the disparaging remarks about women must have made some dreadfully bad choices in your lifetimes. If your judgement's that poor I'd hate to see what kind of stuff's in your record collections ... Godz
Guest Posted May 4, 2005 Posted May 4, 2005 wouldnt mind seeing a piccy of this Amy bird must be some stunning piece! Billy link then buy a copy of 'Record sellers wives'
Tubbs Posted May 5, 2005 Posted May 5, 2005 Why the guy should read this before he sells his records. Why records are better than women. You don't have to take your records shopping. You don't have to have foreplay for an hour with a record. You don't have to give a record a cuddle after you've had your 3 minutes pleasure with it. Your records won't moan when you snore in bed. Your records won't be upset when you watch footy instead. Your records don't complain when you buy another record. Your records don't threaten to stab you, coz they don't get pmt. You can play your records any time of the month, they don't need a week off coz the painters are in the lobby. And when you have a night in what would you prefer a night listening to records or listening to the wife.
Supercorsa Posted May 5, 2005 Posted May 5, 2005 How does him selling his records prove that he loves her? If she loved him, she'd let him keep them!
Guest Posted May 5, 2005 Posted May 5, 2005 What a mug, what kind of woman would give her love to a man for selling his records ? What kind of man would sell his records to prove his love for a woman ? Money grabbing bitch and plank comes to mind. It cant be for real, it has to be a selling ploy, come to think of it, what kind of person would fall for this ? Yeah i would say we all love the dear females (apart from the spin bowlers), but if this is real then hes got it bad, hope he realises real love is an unconditional two way street, well in a perfect world anyway
chrissie Posted May 5, 2005 Posted May 5, 2005 How does him selling his records prove that he loves her? If she loved him, she'd let him keep them! link I speak from experience, even if i am female, it's love me love my soul, i did something similar in 1982 husbands gone and now having to re collect someone tell him DON't DO IT QOF xx
Guest in town Mikey Posted May 6, 2005 Posted May 6, 2005 I thought the romantic gesture would have the Soul Source ladies gasping Chrissie. The cynic in me says that once the money runs out he will be left with no records and no girl. The romantic in me says well he's gonna get a hell of a sh@g if he goes through with it. (Thats probably why I am still single)
mischief Posted May 6, 2005 Posted May 6, 2005 Maybe he has become a bore and only talks about records and he leaves them all over the front room, and he can't get 1 box out at a time, he has to get them all out. He never has time to do the garden but he can spend all week on the internet looking at records can't go shopping at the weekend just in case the little record shop down the road has 1 record in that will be a bargin, so he needs to spend 4 hours in there, and only spend a tenner....... Sorry Sorry thought I was at home for a minute......
chrissie Posted May 6, 2005 Posted May 6, 2005 I thought the romantic gesture would have the Soul Source ladies gasping Chrissie. The cynic in me says that once the money runs out he will be left with no records and no girl. The romantic in me says well he's gonna get a hell of a sh@g if he goes through with it. (Thats probably why I am still single) link I box full a vinyl is more reliable/valuable than any man and vinyl doesn't leave the toilet seat up!!!! Having been married/divorced mulitple times I tend to agree with your cynical side A sh*g is just a sh*g, not romantic at all, he doesn't need to sell his records for it QOF XX
Rob Wigley Posted May 6, 2005 Posted May 6, 2005 (edited) WHEN POVERTY COMES IN AT THE DOOR...... THE RECORDS GO OUT ON E-BAY !!! UNLESS HE'S TAKING HER TO THE GRAND CANYON TO CHUCK HER OFF !!! P.S WHATS SHE GOING TO TO WHEN SHE FINDS THE JOEY HEATHERTON PIC COVER HE'S STASHED IN THE OUTSDE TOILET ?? Edited May 6, 2005 by consdad
FrankM Posted May 6, 2005 Posted May 6, 2005 Maybe he has become a bore and only talks about records and he leaves them all over the front room, and he can't get 1 box out at a time, he has to get them all out. He never has time to do the garden but he can spend all week on the internet looking at records can't go shopping at the weekend just in case the little record shop down the road has 1 record in that will be a bargin, so he needs to spend 4 hours in there, and only spend a tenner....... Sorry Sorry thought I was at home for a minute...... link Ooh I bet a few males looked over their shoulder just to check if their partners were transmitting thought to their screens.
Tsu Tomatoes Posted May 7, 2005 Posted May 7, 2005 What a total Numpty!!! For £1500 he could get her bumped off, keep the vinyl & find a new Missus ............Just a thought :diablo:
Gary Posted May 7, 2005 Posted May 7, 2005 The term that springs to mind to me is "Wake up, smell the coffee"
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