Guest Brett F Posted December 16, 2008 Posted December 16, 2008 There is a disturbing irony to all these ultra rare and expensive records. An hours flight away some young fella' is playing a box of 12" white label records (all with the same inane beat) to a steel and glass club filled with thousands of young fashionable and gorgeous 18-25 year olds, he is flanked on stage by beautiful choreographed female dancers dripping with sexuality. He is courted by the rich and famous, gets paid thousands of pounds an appearance, has a super model girlfriend and appears in the pages of vogue and a hundred uber fashionable TV shows. Meanwhile our heroes carry a 100 box and enter under a storm cloud, at some Jim crack and tawdry backroom and play these vinyl rarities to a paltry crowd of overweight, balding and predominantly middle-old age males. The fee if they are lucky enough to get one will cover a couple of glasses of rank and foul ale and half a pound of heavily cured ham. .And their only TV appearance will be on the bloody "Antiques Road show"..............
Soulboy69 Posted December 16, 2008 Posted December 16, 2008 There is a disturbing irony to all these ultra rare and expensive records. An hours flight away some young fella' is playing a box of 12" white label records (all with the same inane beat) to a steel and glass club filled with thousands of young fashionable and gorgeous 18-25 year olds, he is flanked on stage by beautiful choreographed female dancers dripping with sexuality. He is courted by the rich and famous, gets paid thousands of pounds an appearance, has a super model girlfriend and appears in the pages of vogue and a hundred uber fashionable TV shows. " Yes, but is he happy
gazman Posted December 16, 2008 Posted December 16, 2008 I know which fun packed venue I'd rather attend. Middle age rocks (apparently)! gary (not quite middle aged yet)
Bazza Posted December 16, 2008 Posted December 16, 2008 I know which fun packed venue I'd rather attend. Middle age rocks (apparently)! gary (not quite middle aged yet) And me..Bazza..well passed middle age ..unfortunately
Epic Posted December 16, 2008 Posted December 16, 2008 There is a disturbing irony to all these ultra rare and expensive records. An hours flight away some young fella' is playing a box of 12" white label records (all with the same inane beat) to a steel and glass club filled with thousands of young fashionable and gorgeous 18-25 year olds, he is flanked on stage by beautiful choreographed female dancers dripping with sexuality. He is courted by the rich and famous, gets paid thousands of pounds an appearance, has a super model girlfriend and appears in the pages of vogue and a hundred uber fashionable TV shows. Meanwhile our heroes carry a 100 box and enter under a storm cloud, at some Jim crack and tawdry backroom and play these vinyl rarities to a paltry crowd of overweight, balding and predominantly middle-old age males. The fee if they are lucky enough to get one will cover a couple of glasses of rank and foul ale and half a pound of heavily cured ham. .And their only TV appearance will be on the bloody "Antiques Road show".............. Yes Brett - that Eric Knowles has done alright for himself!!!
Gert Mark Posted December 16, 2008 Posted December 16, 2008 There is a disturbing irony to all these ultra rare and expensive records. An hours flight away some young fella' is playing a box of 12" white label records (all with the same inane beat) to a steel and glass club filled with thousands of young fashionable and gorgeous 18-25 year olds, he is flanked on stage by beautiful choreographed female dancers dripping with sexuality. He is courted by the rich and famous, gets paid thousands of pounds an appearance, has a super model girlfriend and appears in the pages of vogue and a hundred uber fashionable TV shows. Meanwhile our heroes carry a 100 box and enter under a storm cloud, at some Jim crack and tawdry backroom and play these vinyl rarities to a paltry crowd of overweight, balding and predominantly middle-old age males. The fee if they are lucky enough to get one will cover a couple of glasses of rank and foul ale and half a pound of heavily cured ham. .And their only TV appearance will be on the bloody "Antiques Road show".............. Yep, fkin ace innit. They dont know theyre born.
John Elias Posted December 16, 2008 Posted December 16, 2008 'kinell is that what they get up to in reykjavik!
Baz Atkinson Posted December 16, 2008 Posted December 16, 2008 (edited) cant speak for everyone else Brett but i have my abs and are possiblY a sslaaas pin up,word on the street is Nigella wants to twist my mellon man BAZ A Edited December 16, 2008 by baz atkinson
Guest Beeks Posted December 16, 2008 Posted December 16, 2008 (edited) Haha...well I certainly didn't get into this for the Glamour and the Groupies Good job it's half decent music DISCLAIMER This comment was made off the cuff and does not reflect the posters real views, I hasten to add that the lovely Gail...who was never included in this make believe scenario...has and will always be a very attractive young lady whom I happen to adore... Satisfied now? Edited December 17, 2008 by Beeks
mrs soul Posted December 16, 2008 Posted December 16, 2008 paltry crowd of overweight, balding and predominantly middle-old age males. yes I,m glad you said males.
Guest Brett F Posted December 16, 2008 Posted December 16, 2008 paltry crowd of overweight, balding and predominantly middle-old age males. yes I,m glad you said males. Some of the finest females i've ever met have been overweight and bald...........
pikeys dog Posted December 16, 2008 Posted December 16, 2008 and most of them have their Summer Teeth in....
Guest Beeks Posted December 16, 2008 Posted December 16, 2008 and most of them have their Summer Teeth in.... It's a shame when the incontinence pads leak though...just like drinks on the dancefloor....
Baz Atkinson Posted December 16, 2008 Posted December 16, 2008 and most of them have their Summer Teeth in....
Baz Atkinson Posted December 16, 2008 Posted December 16, 2008 It's a shame when the incontinence pads leak though...just like drinks on the dancefloor.... MMM ITS LIKE THE SMELL OF NAPALM EARLY IN THE MORNING.
Supercorsa Posted December 16, 2008 Posted December 16, 2008 There is a disturbing irony to all these ultra rare and expensive records. An hours flight away some young fella' is playing a box of 12" white label records (all with the same inane beat) to a steel and glass club filled with thousands of young fashionable and gorgeous 18-25 year olds, he is flanked on stage by beautiful choreographed female dancers dripping with sexuality. He is courted by the rich and famous, gets paid thousands of pounds an appearance, has a super model girlfriend and appears in the pages of vogue and a hundred uber fashionable TV shows. Meanwhile our heroes carry a 100 box and enter under a storm cloud, at some Jim crack and tawdry backroom and play these vinyl rarities to a paltry crowd of overweight, balding and predominantly middle-old age males. The fee if they are lucky enough to get one will cover a couple of glasses of rank and foul ale and half a pound of heavily cured ham. .And their only TV appearance will be on the bloody "Antiques Road show".............. Brett, I wouldn't say you were overweight.
Guest Brett F Posted December 16, 2008 Posted December 16, 2008 and most of them have their Summer Teeth in.... Joe i have never been with a woman with summer teeth........i was lucky if they had teeth..... ps the women who know me ignore this thread........
KevH Posted December 16, 2008 Posted December 16, 2008 There is a disturbing irony to all these ultra rare and expensive records. An hours flight away some young fella' is playing a box of 12" white label records (all with the same inane beat) to a steel and glass club filled with thousands of young fashionable and gorgeous 18-25 year olds, he is flanked on stage by beautiful choreographed female dancers dripping with sexuality. He is courted by the rich and famous, gets paid thousands of pounds an appearance, has a super model girlfriend and appears in the pages of vogue and a hundred uber fashionable TV shows. Meanwhile our heroes carry a 100 box and enter under a storm cloud, at some Jim crack and tawdry backroom and play these vinyl rarities to a paltry crowd of overweight, balding and predominantly middle-old age males. The fee if they are lucky enough to get one will cover a couple of glasses of rank and foul ale and half a pound of heavily cured ham. .And their only TV appearance will be on the bloody "Antiques Road show".............. This young fella you refer to......i'll hazard a guess at Cunnie or Soul Sam(it is a quiz ain't it?). The second scenario also seems vaguely familiar......balding males,,rank and foul ale,,,,,and a meat raffle,,is it Stringfellows?
Guest mel brat Posted December 16, 2008 Posted December 16, 2008 There is a disturbing irony to all these ultra rare and expensive records. An hours flight away some young fella' is playing a box of 12" white label records (all with the same inane beat) to a steel and glass club filled with thousands of young fashionable and gorgeous 18-25 year olds, he is flanked on stage by beautiful choreographed female dancers dripping with sexuality. He is courted by the rich and famous, gets paid thousands of pounds an appearance, has a super model girlfriend and appears in the pages of vogue and a hundred uber fashionable TV shows. Meanwhile our heroes carry a 100 box and enter under a storm cloud, at some Jim crack and tawdry backroom and play these vinyl rarities to a paltry crowd of overweight, balding and predominantly middle-old age males. The fee if they are lucky enough to get one will cover a couple of glasses of rank and foul ale and half a pound of heavily cured ham. .And their only TV appearance will be on the bloody "Antiques Road show".............. But we will get our reward in heaven... or not.
Guest Posted December 16, 2008 Posted December 16, 2008 ' is playing a box of 12" white label records (all with the same inane beat) How come the Nerthen scene is sooo backward... Mp3's dear boy.. mp3's.
Cunnie Posted December 16, 2008 Posted December 16, 2008 How come the Nerthen scene is sooo backward... Mp3's dear boy.. mp3's. Mp3's One step at a time Tony. We've only just weaned Brett off one of these He's doing ok with this at the moment though
Guest familytree Posted December 16, 2008 Posted December 16, 2008 Haha...well I certainly didn't get into this for the Glamour and the Groupies Good job it's half decent music Grrrrrr! what are you infering about the woman?? ha x
Guest Posted December 17, 2008 Posted December 17, 2008 Haha...well I certainly didn't get into this for the Glamour and the Groupies Good job it's half decent music DISCLAIMER This comment was made off the cuff and does not reflect the posters real views, I hasten to add that the lovely Gail...who was never included in this make believe scenario...has and will always be a very attractive young lady whom I happen to adore... Satisfied now? You're such a chicken!
jocko Posted December 17, 2008 Posted December 17, 2008 Some of the finest females i've ever met have been overweight and bald........... Thats when the Northern scene lost it's way, when they let those women types join in!
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