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wink.gif There is a disturbing irony to all these ultra rare and expensive records. An hours flight away some young fella' is playing a box of 12" white label records (all with the same inane beat) to a steel and glass club filled with thousands of young fashionable and gorgeous 18-25 year olds, he is flanked on stage by beautiful choreographed female dancers dripping with sexuality. He is courted by the rich and famous, gets paid thousands of pounds an appearance, has a super model girlfriend and appears in the pages of vogue and a hundred uber fashionable TV shows. Meanwhile our heroes carry a 100 box and enter under a storm cloud, at some Jim crack and tawdry backroom and play these vinyl rarities to a paltry crowd of overweight, balding and predominantly middle-old age males. The fee if they are lucky enough to get one will cover a couple of glasses of rank and foul ale and half a pound of heavily cured ham. .And their only TV appearance will be on the bloody "Antiques Road show"..............

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:P There is a disturbing irony to all these ultra rare and expensive records. An hours flight away some young fella' is playing a box of 12" white label records (all with the same inane beat) to a steel and glass club filled with thousands of young fashionable and gorgeous 18-25 year olds, he is flanked on stage by beautiful choreographed female dancers dripping with sexuality. He is courted by the rich and famous, gets paid thousands of pounds an appearance, has a super model girlfriend and appears in the pages of vogue and a hundred uber fashionable TV shows. "

Yes, but is he happy laugh.gif:lol::wicked:

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I know which fun packed venue I'd rather attend. Middle age rocks (apparently)!

gary (not quite middle aged yet)

And me..Bazza..well passed middle age ..unfortunately laugh.gif

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wink.gif There is a disturbing irony to all these ultra rare and expensive records. An hours flight away some young fella' is playing a box of 12" white label records (all with the same inane beat) to a steel and glass club filled with thousands of young fashionable and gorgeous 18-25 year olds, he is flanked on stage by beautiful choreographed female dancers dripping with sexuality. He is courted by the rich and famous, gets paid thousands of pounds an appearance, has a super model girlfriend and appears in the pages of vogue and a hundred uber fashionable TV shows. Meanwhile our heroes carry a 100 box and enter under a storm cloud, at some Jim crack and tawdry backroom and play these vinyl rarities to a paltry crowd of overweight, balding and predominantly middle-old age males. The fee if they are lucky enough to get one will cover a couple of glasses of rank and foul ale and half a pound of heavily cured ham. .And their only TV appearance will be on the bloody "Antiques Road show"..............

Yes Brett - that Eric Knowles has done alright for himself!!! :lol:

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wink.gif There is a disturbing irony to all these ultra rare and expensive records. An hours flight away some young fella' is playing a box of 12" white label records (all with the same inane beat) to a steel and glass club filled with thousands of young fashionable and gorgeous 18-25 year olds, he is flanked on stage by beautiful choreographed female dancers dripping with sexuality. He is courted by the rich and famous, gets paid thousands of pounds an appearance, has a super model girlfriend and appears in the pages of vogue and a hundred uber fashionable TV shows. Meanwhile our heroes carry a 100 box and enter under a storm cloud, at some Jim crack and tawdry backroom and play these vinyl rarities to a paltry crowd of overweight, balding and predominantly middle-old age males. The fee if they are lucky enough to get one will cover a couple of glasses of rank and foul ale and half a pound of heavily cured ham. .And their only TV appearance will be on the bloody "Antiques Road show"..............

Yep, fkin ace innit.

They dont know theyre born.

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cant speak for everyone else Brett but i have my abs and are possiblY a sslaaas pin up,word on the street is Nigella wants to twist my mellon man whistling.gif

BAZ A

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Haha...well I certainly didn't get into this for the Glamour and the Groupies :lol:

Good job it's half decent music wink.gif

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This comment was made off the cuff and does not reflect the posters real views, I hasten to add that the lovely Gail...who was never included in this make believe scenario...has and will always be a very attractive young lady whom I happen to adore...

Satisfied now? wink.gif:lol:

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Guest Brett F
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paltry crowd of overweight, balding and predominantly middle-old age males.

yes I,m glad you said males. :lol:

Some of the finest females i've ever met have been overweight and bald........... :lol:

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and most of them have their Summer Teeth in....

It's a shame when the incontinence pads leak though...just like drinks on the dancefloor....

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:lol: There is a disturbing irony to all these ultra rare and expensive records. An hours flight away some young fella' is playing a box of 12" white label records (all with the same inane beat) to a steel and glass club filled with thousands of young fashionable and gorgeous 18-25 year olds, he is flanked on stage by beautiful choreographed female dancers dripping with sexuality. He is courted by the rich and famous, gets paid thousands of pounds an appearance, has a super model girlfriend and appears in the pages of vogue and a hundred uber fashionable TV shows. Meanwhile our heroes carry a 100 box and enter under a storm cloud, at some Jim crack and tawdry backroom and play these vinyl rarities to a paltry crowd of overweight, balding and predominantly middle-old age males. The fee if they are lucky enough to get one will cover a couple of glasses of rank and foul ale and half a pound of heavily cured ham. .And their only TV appearance will be on the bloody "Antiques Road show"..............

Brett, I wouldn't say you were overweight. :lol:

Guest Brett F
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and most of them have their Summer Teeth in....

Joe i have never been with a woman with summer teeth........i was lucky if they had teeth..... :lol:

ps the women who know me ignore this thread........ :lol:


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:lol: There is a disturbing irony to all these ultra rare and expensive records. An hours flight away some young fella' is playing a box of 12" white label records (all with the same inane beat) to a steel and glass club filled with thousands of young fashionable and gorgeous 18-25 year olds, he is flanked on stage by beautiful choreographed female dancers dripping with sexuality. He is courted by the rich and famous, gets paid thousands of pounds an appearance, has a super model girlfriend and appears in the pages of vogue and a hundred uber fashionable TV shows. Meanwhile our heroes carry a 100 box and enter under a storm cloud, at some Jim crack and tawdry backroom and play these vinyl rarities to a paltry crowd of overweight, balding and predominantly middle-old age males. The fee if they are lucky enough to get one will cover a couple of glasses of rank and foul ale and half a pound of heavily cured ham. .And their only TV appearance will be on the bloody "Antiques Road show"..............

This young fella you refer to......i'll hazard a guess at Cunnie or Soul Sam(it is a quiz ain't it?).

The second scenario also seems vaguely familiar......balding males,,rank and foul ale,,,,,and a meat raffle,,is it Stringfellows?

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:lol: There is a disturbing irony to all these ultra rare and expensive records. An hours flight away some young fella' is playing a box of 12" white label records (all with the same inane beat) to a steel and glass club filled with thousands of young fashionable and gorgeous 18-25 year olds, he is flanked on stage by beautiful choreographed female dancers dripping with sexuality. He is courted by the rich and famous, gets paid thousands of pounds an appearance, has a super model girlfriend and appears in the pages of vogue and a hundred uber fashionable TV shows. Meanwhile our heroes carry a 100 box and enter under a storm cloud, at some Jim crack and tawdry backroom and play these vinyl rarities to a paltry crowd of overweight, balding and predominantly middle-old age males. The fee if they are lucky enough to get one will cover a couple of glasses of rank and foul ale and half a pound of heavily cured ham. .And their only TV appearance will be on the bloody "Antiques Road show"..............

But we will get our reward in heaven... or not. :lol:

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:lol: ' is playing a box of 12" white label records (all with the same inane beat)

How come the Nerthen scene is sooo backward...

Mp3's dear boy.. mp3's. :lol:

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How come the Nerthen scene is sooo backward...

Mp3's dear boy.. mp3's. :D

Mp3's :lol:

One step at a time Tony.

We've only just weaned Brett off one of these

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He's doing ok with this at the moment though :D

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Guest familytree
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Haha...well I certainly didn't get into this for the Glamour and the Groupies :D

Good job it's half decent music :lol:

Grrrrrr! what are you infering about the woman?? ha x

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Haha...well I certainly didn't get into this for the Glamour and the Groupies :D

Good job it's half decent music :D

DISCLAIMER

This comment was made off the cuff and does not reflect the posters real views, I hasten to add that the lovely Gail...who was never included in this make believe scenario...has and will always be a very attractive young lady whom I happen to adore...

Satisfied now? :excl::lol:

You're such a chicken! :P

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Some of the finest females i've ever met have been overweight and bald........... :D

Thats when the Northern scene lost it's way, when they let those women types join in!

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