You Birds Don't Know You're Born

[Guest Dan]

Just taken delivery of some great 70s stuff (courtesy of Adey Pierce). Some hilariously non-PC lyrics. Best of the lot is probably Calvin Arnold, 'Satisfy My Woman' on IX Chains, which contains the lines:

I take her out on the town least three nights a week

I don't want her sweating over a hot stove so I take her out to eat

I bought her a brand new dishwasher cos I want to protect her hands

Automatic can opener to open up the cans.

Honestly, these birds don't know they're born.

[chrissie]

Just taken delivery of some great 70s stuff (courtesy of Adey Pierce). Some hilariously non-PC lyrics. Best of the lot is probably Calvin Arnold, 'Satisfy My Woman' on IX Chains, which contains the lines:

I take her out on the town least three nights a week

I don't want her sweating over a hot stove so I take her out to eat

I bought her a brand new dishwasher cos I want to protect her hands

Automatic can opener to open up the cans.

Honestly, these birds don't know they're born.

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Now that sound like my kind a guy!!!! Intro please

[Guest vinylvixen]

Now that sound like my kind a guy!!!!  Intro please

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Even better.........Detroit Emeralds 'Do Me Right' .....I'll buy you a washing machine AND an ironing board Wow, wish my men would pamper me with expensive gifts like that Jo

[chrissie]

Even better.........Detroit Emeralds 'Do Me Right' .....I'll buy you a washing machine AND an ironing board  Wow, wish my men would pamper me with expensive gifts like that  Jo

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Prefer the other guy - rather someone who would pay to get the washing and ironing done

[Rich Buckley]

Just taken delivery of some great 70s stuff (courtesy of Adey Pierce). Some hilariously non-PC lyrics. Best of the lot is probably Calvin Arnold, 'Satisfy My Woman' on IX Chains, which contains the lines:

I take her out on the town least three nights a week

I don't want her sweating over a hot stove so I take her out to eat

I bought her a brand new dishwasher cos I want to protect her hands

Automatic can opener to open up the cans.

Honestly, these birds don't know they're born.

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Good thread mate. Jackie Wilson also gets in on the action in "You Got Me Walking"

..But your cookin' is good, your kissin' is fine

And your lovin', baby, is right on time

And later...

Oh, breakfast in the morning, right on time (Feels so good)

While you teach the little baby (La-la-la-la-la-la-la) a nursery rhyme..

"Women - know your place!!!!" (and before anyone thinks that's me, it's an old 50s information broadcast, where they actually tell the woman how to be a good wife - have tea ready when he comes home from work etc - hilarious!! )

Rich

[Guest James Trouble]

I got Milton Parker through the post about 10 minutes ago. Sweet lyrics.

Woman like to be treated harder, have you not noticed everytime you fight, tyhe loving get's a little sweeter and she treats you right, if you treat her nice you'll be sorry. so if your woman you want to keep, you got to keep on socking it to her, awake or sleep, don't stop now, your getting smarter your love is never gunna leave you because your gunna make it harder for her.

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[Guest rachel]

I got Milton Parker through the post about 10 minutes ago. Sweet lyrics.

Woman like to be treated harder, have you not noticed everytime you fight, tyhe loving get's a little sweeter and she treats you right, if you treat her nice you'll be sorry. so if your woman you want to keep, you got to keep on socking it to her, awake or sleep, don't stop now, your getting smarter your love is never gunna leave you because your gunna make it harder for her.

   

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Hmm, yeah, I like the first guy

[Guest in town Mikey]

I was going to offer

better use your head

But then he sings

just for a minute

[Guest Dan]

I was going to offer

better use your head

But then he sings

just for a minute     

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filth, michael

[Guest in town Mikey]

filth, michael

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Sorry dan.

I thought you were treading on eggshells, but you seem to have come thru pretty unscated, and made a few female friends at the same time.

Looking at your avitar, it looks like you have succumed to the beast that is Rugby again. I take it Richie has stopped taking the proverbial then.

[Guest Dan]

you'll be volunteering Billy Kent 'Take It All This Time' next, you scoundrel.

re the avatar yes i've given marvin a couple of months off so he can spend some quality time with the family

getting a bit excited about the lions now, buckley trying to convince me to go out there but i'm resisting on the basis that:

a) it will cost several thousand pounds

new zealand is like a dog's nose in june ie cold and wet

c) the all blacks are going to win 3-0 cos our team will be rammed full of gay welshmen

all this and the ashes this summer you can keep your shitey soccer

mind you this week i have been mostly watching chelsea and enjoying it enormously

[Guest Dan]

sorry should have been a pm

these modern computers eh

Edited April 8, 2005 by Dan

[Guest]

well actually was thinking of coming up to ponds forge tonight, never been but heard good things, if you will be there (sherlock holmes at work, i assume you're from sheffield) i could bring it along?

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Have PM'd you

[Rich Buckley]

c) the all blacks are going to win 3-0 cos our team will be rammed full of gay welshmen

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Collins - you're a dead man

[Guest Dan]

Collins - you're a dead man   

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It would take you, that midget shane williams, the leg-waxer in the centres and the entire front row and it still wouldn't be a certainty!

[Soulsmith]

Dan - you stole my post!

Was gonna stick this one up at the week-end.

Track came courtesy of Rich above - Thanks

Col.

Edited April 8, 2005 by Soulsmith

[Soulsmith]

Edited.

Edited April 8, 2005 by Soulsmith

[Guest Dan]

Dan - you stole my post!

Was gonna stick this one up at the week-end.

Track came courtesy of Rich above - Thanks

Col.

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soz!