Please Help Me

[Guest]

Dear Sirs,

I need another man to make my life complete. For several years I have had a 7 inch aching gap that needs filling

Obviously I understand that many of you that would be able to help are well into your twilight years and are perhaps no longer at your physical best... and rather than subject you to my uncontrollable laughing and pointing and several years of trauma and valium for me, this need can only be filled by a certain record.

So please, will one of you lovely men make some of my dreams become a reality... Sell me your copy of Annette Poindexter

Or you could always change your will and make sure I am left your copy (M- only please) when you suddenly and unexpectedly have an unfortunate accident and come to an untimely end...

PM, email me (kirstyconnolly @ ntlworld.com) or accost me in person next time you see me

thank you xxxx

Edited September 7, 2008 by Guest

[Guest Matt Male]

Cheeky innuendo removed...

Edited September 6, 2008 by Matt Male

[Guest SteveJohnston]

How about a 10" acetate? Or could you not fit it in your box

Edited September 6, 2008 by SteveJohnston

[Eddie Hubbard]

Hi Kirsty ,Did you know it's been reissued legally on the same label ? Or do you only want a real one in your box ?best ,Eddie

[Guest]

Hi Kirsty ,Did you know it's been reissued legally on the same label ? Or do you only want a real one in your box ?best ,Eddie

course i did Ed... its a real un I want though

fussy bird that I am

[Guest]

Cheeky innuendo removed...

pussy

I was going to ask if you were a masochist or a sandwich short of a picnic

[Guest]

How about a 10" acetate? Or could you not fit it in your box

if it don't fit surely the answer is to force it?

maybes it'll fit diagonally

[Northernguy]

Kirsty you naughty wayward dreamer trying to charm you're way to the front of the queue