Phil Webb

[Barry]

Last I heard he was a teacher????

Anyone?

[Jill Bayles]

Hi Barry

Long time no hear, bogged down wi maternal duties as usual. Hope all is ok in your world, as it is in mine.

It's a long time since I've posted on this forum ( more of a lurker) but your thread put paid to that. Who knows, you may just have created a monster

I'm still in touch wi Webby, he is indeed a teacher...you can just imagine the mayhem in his classes can't you?!!! A teacher of Sociology I do believe! I'd love to be a fly on the wall!

The Web is settled in or near Dublin and has turned over a new leaf, packed in the tabs and almost everything else except the drink, which he never did but does now! So a reformed character he certainly is

The man in question had a dalliance to these here shores in July and I caught up with him at Whitby Weekender. His dance moves ain't changed one bit, saw him from the far side of the Northern room and knew it was him straight away, even though me eyesight ain't what it used to be! He spent some time in Warrington with his family afterwards and his son got married recently so he was over for that. He pops over quite often in fact.

I've been meaning to get over to visit but something always gets in the way. I missed his 50th last February so I've got some ground to make up, for sure. I'm hoping to get over with a mate for a weekend next year, if we can get kids farmed out for long enough

The next time I text Phil I'll let him know you were asking after him.

Bye for now,

Jill

[Jill Bayles]

Phil got in touch today, he said he was off to a soul night in Dublin so I passed on your regards Barry. He's not replied yet, will probably do that tomorrow, or maybe even later, when he's recovered...it must take it out of you, all that boogieing at his age

[stomper45]

Phil got in touch today, he said he was off to a soul night in Dublin so I passed on your regards Barry. He's not replied yet, will probably do that tomorrow, or maybe even later, when he's recovered...it must take it out of you, all that boogieing at his age

Last seen staggering out of sleepless nights last sunday morning if its the same webbie, teacher, part time doorman, rugby league man, nonstop talking, ex non stop smoking chap. Thought he was from Widnes?

He's also a traffic warden, still its better than walking the streets

[stomper45]

Last seen staggering out of sleepless nights last sunday morning if its the same webbie, teacher, part time doorman, rugby league man, nonstop talking, ex non stop smoking chap. Thought he was from Widnes?

He's also a traffic warden, still its better than walking the streets

I just rang him, yeah its the same daft git

[Jill Bayles]

I just rang him, yeah its the same daft git

I was gonna say, it sounds very much like the man in question

[Jill Bayles]

I was gonna say, it sounds very much like the man in question

Oh yes and he is from Widnes

[Jill Bayles]

Oh yes and he is from Widnes

Err...don't know owt about the doorman bit (as he couldn't fight his way out of a paper bag) or the traffic warden bit (but there again he would keep that bit quiet wouldn't he)

[wendy]

He still smokes on the sly and in the recent past has alluded to taking a cheetah in a scrap with one hand tied behind his back. so he must be dead 'ard.

Edited September 3, 2008 by wendy

[stomper45]

Err...don't know owt about the doorman bit (as he couldn't fight his way out of a paper bag) or the traffic warden bit (but there again he would keep that bit quiet wouldn't he)

He's the worlds worst doorman Jill, 2 foot 3", turns up late, costs a fortune in drink then if he's not outside havin a sly one he's on the dancefloor doin the webb-boogie.

Think he takes great pride in his TW uniform. Well he's always polishing his helmet according to most folk

[wendy]

Phil just rang up to give out to me - he says he really doesn't smoke anymore - says he's told his mates that I am prone to making stuff up (!) and that he's back lecturing in a few weeks - I wish you could hear his explanation about victimless crimes, it involves chemists

[Guest modernlass]

Jill I can't believe ur still in touch with phil, what a star he was at Bradford, I too would like to be a fly on the wall when he is teaching. Last time we saw Phil, we gave him a lift home to widnes and he invited us in to his mums, he was wasted and could not believe how his mum accepted his behaviour as normal ( what a laugh we had with him )

Do us a favor jill, if you do speak to him tell him sue and les from chester said hello, and he is deeply engraved in our memories.

Thanks

sue

Jill do you know pete from helsby?

[Guest geordiebri]

A very funny man, who loved to go for it. One of the many STARS of Bradford always used to take the piss out of my accent asking me to talk slower. Jill remember the trip from hell when he was driving the Minibus to Bradford? lets just say he was fully fuelled! & his para trip the night we went to Hardwick Hall?

Edited September 8, 2008 by geordiebri

[Guest geordiebri]

Hi Barry

Long time no hear, bogged down wi maternal duties as usual. Hope all is ok in your world, as it is in mine.

It's a long time since I've posted on this forum ( more of a lurker) but your thread put paid to that. Who knows, you may just have created a monster

I'm still in touch wi Webby, he is indeed a teacher...you can just imagine the mayhem in his classes can't you?!!! A teacher of Sociology I do believe! I'd love to be a fly on the wall!

The Web is settled in or near Dublin and has turned over a new leaf, packed in the tabs and almost everything else except the drink, which he never did but does now! So a reformed character he certainly is

The man in question had a dalliance to these here shores in July and I caught up with him at Whitby Weekender. His dance moves ain't changed one bit, saw him from the far side of the Northern room and knew it was him straight away, even though me eyesight ain't what it used to be! He spent some time in Warrington with his family afterwards and his son got married recently so he was over for that. He pops over quite often in fact.

I've been meaning to get over to visit but something always gets in the way. I missed his 50th last February so I've got some ground to make up, for sure. I'm hoping to get over with a mate for a weekend next year, if we can get kids farmed out for long enough

The next time I text Phil I'll let him know you were asking after him.

Bye for now,

Jill

I can't believe Phil is a teacher, what's he teaching, Pharmaceutical Chemistry?

Anyone remember the mad bird he lived with in Warrington who posted his goldfish through the letterbox?

[Guest modernlass]

Yeh I remember, he came into nighter totally off it, rambling about his goldfish, could not stop laughing all night - he was really upset about them.

What a star he was - actually if we all posted our memories about him it would make a great book - if he is a teacher maybe we could get him to write it - what a funny read it would make!

[stomper45]

I can't believe Phil is a teacher, what's he teaching, Pharmaceutical Chemistry?

Anyone remember the mad bird he lived with in Warrington who posted his goldfish through the letterbox?

He also had all his records melted down

[wendy]

Terrible Tom!!

[Jill Bayles]

Jill I can't believe ur still in touch with phil, what a star he was at Bradford, I too would like to be a fly on the wall when he is teaching. Last time we saw Phil, we gave him a lift home to widnes and he invited us in to his mums, he was wasted and could not believe how his mum accepted his behaviour as normal ( what a laugh we had with him )

Do us a favor jill, if you do speak to him tell him sue and les from chester said hello, and he is deeply engraved in our memories.

Thanks

sue

Jill do you know pete from helsby?

God...is it or isn't it...have I met you...are you connected with Graham from Wales? Pete Bleazard do you mean? If so yes I know him, he's a good pal of mine...did I meet you once at Pete's after OHS?

Can you remember the time at Bradford when Phil had his shoes n socks off n his trousers rolled up and was dancin about soakin wet? I'm not sure where the water came from but I remember it as if it was yesterday He introduced me to Bradford and all its debauchery and I can't thank him enough for that

Yes I'm still in touch with Webby, I've known him since I was about 17 and we've been through a lot together...there have been times when we've lost touch but he always finds me somehow I've had so many laughs with him and have got lots of happy memories...I could write a book solely about our joint adventures...if I could just remember them all

I shall text my regards on your behalf and post up response when received

[Jill Bayles]

I can't believe Phil is a teacher, what's he teaching, Pharmaceutical Chemistry?

Anyone remember the mad bird he lived with in Warrington who posted his goldfish through the letterbox?

That'll be Kim

T'was Kim who took Phil to Whitby for his 50th birthday treat. They are still buddies, after all this time. She's mellowed with age...still a good laugh and very nice with it.

Think the subject-matter of the teachings is Sociology...the learned gentleman has a degree you know.

Edited September 9, 2008 by Jill Bayles

[Jill Bayles]

A very funny man, who loved to go for it. One of the many STARS of Bradford always used to take the piss out of my accent asking me to talk slower. Jill remember the trip from hell when he was driving the Minibus to Bradford? lets just say he was fully fuelled! & his para trip the night we went to Hardwick Hall?

Funny but I only seem to remember the drive home...on two wheels as I recall

Now why do I remember bein on the back roads from Scotch Corner instead of A1/A66

The Hardwick Hall episode was a nightmare...don't think I was there, just provided the taxi service...but I remember the para trip and trying to calm him down...I recall bundlin him off to kip and mutterin "Right that's it, never again" and me poor heed bein battered before and after, even though I'd never even been out socialisin...summat about theft is comin to mind...now what did he ever have that was worth pilferin I ask ...well only one thing and that will have been long gone by the time it came to Hardwick Hall trip but would have been reason for said paranoia I verily believe

[Joyandpain]

good grief jill never knew you were still in touch with webby

nev said he,d seen him at morecambe weekend two years ago so i hoped we,d see him this year

still got a record cover with his ramblings on it from a return journey in a van from morecambe allnighter some 20 years ago seem to remember him having a deck chair in the back of the van

lived next street up when he was with cath e etc etc etc

love to see him again

pass on my regards jill next time you speak to him

harry

[Guest modernlass]

God...is it or isn't it...have I met you...are you connected with Graham from Wales? Pete Bleazard do you mean? If so yes I know him, he's a good pal of mine...did I meet you once at Pete's after OHS?

Can you remember the time at Bradford when Phil had his shoes n socks off n his trousers rolled up and was dancin about soakin wet? I'm not sure where the water came from but I remember it as if it was yesterday He introduced me to Bradford and all its debauchery and I can't thank him enough for that

Yes I'm still in touch with Webby, I've known him since I was about 17 and we've been through a lot together...there have been times when we've lost touch but he always finds me somehow I've had so many laughs with him and have got lots of happy memories...I could write a book solely about our joint adventures...if I could just remember them all

I shall text my regards on your behalf and post up response when received

Hi Jill,

Yes its the graham from wales and pete, and yes have met you a couple of times, cant believe you went to bradford and new phil and all.

I would be grateful if you send our regards to phil from sue and les from chester, tell him we always talk about him and his antics from the old days. Yes, I also remember him dancing in no shoes and socks and water being everwhere - that was another night I nearly wet myself with laughing at phils antics - and I agree not sure were the water came from as it seemed far too much to be sweat. I also know kim, last seen her at morcambe a couple of weeks ago - love her to bits another star from bradford. Have you been out lately and do you still see pete?

Spk to you soon Jill ( can't believe you know pete and you went to bradford what a small soulful world we live in) xxx Sue

[Guest Pedro]

Hi modern lass

Since when I have Lived in Helsby. How many times have you been to my house to pick me up / drop me off / stay till the the next day!

Yes Jill knows me and she knows you. Don't you remember talking to her at my birthday bolloxed for the half the night.

Oh and what happened to us going for a drink tonight with you and less. Graham says it was cancelled. was this code for he couldn't be arsed.

I have been brought up to speed on Phill Web but still dont have a clue who the f*&@k he is, although i think I might have mumped into him in Paraguay.

Talk to you laters.

Pedro

Ps I live the other side of the rounabout.

[Jill Bayles]

good grief jill never knew you were still in touch with webby

nev said he,d seen him at morecambe weekend two years ago so i hoped we,d see him this year

still got a record cover with his ramblings on it from a return journey in a van from morecambe allnighter some 20 years ago seem to remember him having a deck chair in the back of the van

lived next street up when he was with cath e etc etc etc

love to see him again

pass on my regards jill next time you speak to him

harry

Yeah mate we're still in touch...got Nev n Jo to thank for that after they went over to Dublin for a soul weekend and met Phil...well they would wouldn't they as he gets where s____e wouldn't we exchanged numbers and the rest as they say is history...we been textin each other tonight and he already knew "harry" had put a post up... he was askin if it was you...do you remember when he DJ'd at the Dolphin Centre and f____ed it up ie playin wrong sides of records and not puttin the needle on the records...class

Webby will be at the Blackpool Weekender in November if that's any good to you mate...he still gets to Darlo to visit his daughter Hannah...so I'll get him to let me know when his next visit will be and I'll bob him down to Joe's

As for the record cover ramblings are you sure he didn't pen them whilst driving said van well that would account for his unacceptably low driving standards eh

I'll pass on my regards in a text right now mate

[Guest jobete]

Hello Jill, long time no see

Hope you are keeping well, wishing you all the best

Spyk

[Jill Bayles]

Hi modern lass

Since when I have Lived in Helsby. How many times have you been to my house to pick me up / drop me off / stay till the the next day!

Yes Jill knows me and she knows you. Don't you remember talking to her at my birthday bolloxed for the half the night.

Oh and what happened to us going for a drink tonight with you and less. Graham says it was cancelled. was this code for he couldn't be arsed.

I have been brought up to speed on Phill Web but still dont have a clue who the f*&@k he is, although i think I might have mumped into him in Paraguay.

Talk to you laters.

Pedro

Ps I live the other side of the rounabout.

Mate it was Belize not Paraguay cos I know for a fact that Webby's never been to latter

Or it may have been code for "I have a planned rendezvous with a tantalising video tape and my right hand"

[Jill Bayles]

Hello Jill, long time no see

Hope you are keeping well, wishing you all the best

Spyk

God Spyk long time no see back mate... you were drawn to this cos of the name I guess...didn't know you were on here...seen the name but just didn't click...I'll PM you some time...nice to hear from you and thanks for letting me know you're around...t'would be nice to meet up somewhere if you're still local and catch up eh

[Jill Bayles]

Sue I tried to reply to your last post but it wouldn't let me for some reason

Phil says "Ask Sue from Chester to Color Me"

Yes t'is I, Pedro's pal...last saw him on Bank Hol Sat when I drove to his for a flyin visit. We were meant to go out soulin that night but I couldn't get a pass out

Yes I know Kim and Stu...had some great times with them as well...I'm hoping I'll see them next Friday cos I'm going to a wedding in York...Mark and Ruth's...do you know them by any chance?

I met Kim at Bradford. Small world as you say Don't know how our paths never crossed there...weird ain't it cos I was always there with Webby. If I saw a photo of you from back in the day I'd probs remember you.

Helsby threw me a bit like oh and contrary to what Pedro says me and you have only met the once

[Joyandpain]

Yeah mate we're still in touch...got Nev n Jo to thank for that after they went over to Dublin for a soul weekend and met Phil...well they would wouldn't they as he gets where s____e wouldn't we exchanged numbers and the rest as they say is history...we been textin each other tonight and he already knew "harry" had put a post up... he was askin if it was you...do you remember when he DJ'd at the Dolphin Centre and f____ed it up ie playin wrong sides of records and not puttin the needle on the records...class

Webby will be at the Blackpool Weekender in November if that's any good to you mate...he still gets to Darlo to visit his daughter Hannah...so I'll get him to let me know when his next visit will be and I'll bob him down to Joe's

As for the record cover ramblings are you sure he didn't pen them whilst driving said van well that would account for his unacceptably low driving standards eh

I'll pass on my regards in a text right now mate

CHEERS JILL

WILL TRY AND GET TO BLACKPOOL

WILL SHOW YOU THE RECORDCOVER WHEN I FIND IT TOO

HARRY

[NEV]

Yeah mate we're still in touch...got Nev n Jo to thank for that after they went over to Dublin for a soul weekend and met Phil...well they would wouldn't they as he gets where s____e wouldn't we exchanged numbers and the rest as they say is history...we been textin each other tonight and he already knew "harry" had put a post up... he was askin if it was you...do you remember when he DJ'd at the Dolphin Centre and f____ed it up ie playin wrong sides of records and not puttin the needle on the records...class .

Webby will be at the Blackpool Weekender in November if that's any good to you mate...he still gets to Darlo to visit his daughter Hannah...so I'll get him to let me know when his next visit will be and I'll bob him down to Joe's .

As for the record cover ramblings are you sure he didn't pen them whilst driving said van well that would account for his unacceptably low driving standards eh

I'll pass on my regards in a text right now mate

Hi Jill

How can i forget meeting Phil at Sleepless nights in Dublin

Me and Jo arrived at the free warm up night and Phil sat down next to Jo .

He introduced himself and asked where Jo was from,could'nt believe we were from Darlo and told us what a small world it was,i;e ,he once lived in Darlo and had a daughter etc etc.

Anyway next day when we arrived at the showpiece alldayer ,without warning, Phil spotted us and jumped on me ,giving me a bear hug ,like a long lost friend

Like i said we'd never met before

From then on we were inseperable for the rest of our stay.

Phil was ever so helpful ,he sorted out best place to drink and sunday dinner location .

I remember most of all when i came out in a terrible rash ,understatement ,i was covered in what looked like a bad case of hives.I was a bit worried to say the least .Phil saw me and asked what was wrong with me?I showed him my embarrassing problem and he did a "on the spot" diagnosis...."you've been taking too much gear" he said!

Strange i thought ,i havent had any bloody gear????

Turns out i have an allergy to aspirin and had taken some anadain extra and alka seltzers to put me right after the night before.

Both these products contain aspirin so i now never use em and havent had symptoms since

I exchanged mobile numbers with Phil and would get some strange texts over the coming weeks ,quite random times i might add.

He sent one asking me which was my 1st ever record purchase...after much deliberation i said "My coo ca choo" Alvin Stardust.

Phil replied "yeah ,most people say some f**kin big northern tune"lying bas***ds

Anyway suffice to say ,a real genuine guy with a big heart ,a true charachter!

Get yourselves over to Dublin for a memorable soul fest,on eof the best places i've ever had the pleasure of visiting in the last ten years,amazing people and top top soul!

[Robin S]

Can you remember the time at Bradford when Phil had his shoes n socks off n his trousers rolled up and was dancin about soakin wet? I'm not sure where the water came from but I remember it as if it was yesterday He introduced me to Bradford and all its debauchery and I can't thank him enough for that

That was the night some lad from down south who had started a Modern Soul fanzine (Pete Ferrie?) turned up and Phil took him under his wing in his inimitable style.....we found out later this lad was a copper . What he made of Phil (in bare feet) and the niter in general God only knows!

Great lad Phil and an absolutely brilliant Niter. (Thanks Barry for some of the best memories)

[Jill Bayles]

That was the night some lad from down south who had started a Modern Soul fanzine (Pete Ferrie?) turned up and Phil took him under his wing in his inimitable style.....we found out later this lad was a copper . What he made of Phil (in bare feet) and the niter in general God only knows!

Great lad Phil and an absolutely brilliant Niter. (Thanks Barry for some of the best memories)

Hi Robin

Did the lad in question ever return or did Webby frighten him off forever?

I seem to recall that night and that lad, now I've been prompted

[Barry]

Thanks for the pm with Phils number - I think I woke him up in Spain.

[Guest]

Hi Barry

Long time no hear, bogged down wi maternal duties as usual. Hope all is ok in your world, as it is in mine.

It's a long time since I've posted on this forum ( more of a lurker) but your thread put paid to that. Who knows, you may just have created a monster

I'm still in touch wi Webby, he is indeed a teacher...you can just imagine the mayhem in his classes can't you?!!! A teacher of Sociology I do believe! I'd love to be a fly on the wall!

The Web is settled in or near Dublin and has turned over a new leaf, packed in the tabs and almost everything else except the drink, which he never did but does now! So a reformed character he certainly is

The man in question had a dalliance to these here shores in July and I caught up with him at Whitby Weekender. His dance moves ain't changed one bit, saw him from the far side of the Northern room and knew it was him straight away, even though me eyesight ain't what it used to be! He spent some time in Warrington with his family afterwards and his son got married recently so he was over for that. He pops over quite often in fact.

I've been meaning to get over to visit but something always gets in the way. I missed his 50th last February so I've got some ground to make up, for sure. I'm hoping to get over with a mate for a weekend next year, if we can get kids farmed out for long enough

The next time I text Phil I'll let him know you were asking after him.

Bye for now,

Jill

Hey Jill - wasn't I at Whitby too??? he saw me ok, hmmm, I walked into him. Bless.

[Jill Bayles]

Hey Jill - wasn't I at Whitby too??? he saw me ok, hmmm, I walked into him. Bless.

Err yes hun, we went out specially to meet Phil and Kim on the Sunday night didn't we...before WW3 kicked off...proper spoiled our down time that...you will have walked in to him BECAUSE YOU WERE NOT WEARING YOUR GLASSES...

Now tell a tale about Webby...there's loads as you know...and with you being one of his ex-birds you know more than most

Oh and cos you've now decided to come on here when you never have before I have given away details of my cunning plan which you were not party to as I was hoping it would be a surprise

Edited September 14, 2008 by Jill Bayles

[Guest]

Err yes hun, we went out specially to meet Phil and Kim on the Sunday night didn't we...before WW3 kicked off...proper spoiled our down time that...you will have walked in to him BECAUSE YOU WERE NOT WEARING YOUR GLASSES...

Now tell a tale about Webby...there's loads as you know...and with you being one of his ex-birds you know more than most

Oh and cos you've now decided to come on here when you never have before I have given away details of my cunning plan which you were not party to as I was hoping it would be a surprise

Thats right tell everyone my secrets, that was back in 89? after peter and before tim...hmmm...he used to like buying topics.....an also its your fault I met him, cos you dragged me to his flat in Warrington to stay with Mel whilst me Kev Phil etc went onto Wigan and oh, wasn't it your fault I got caught with the Southern Crowd??? didnt he keep Gerbils??? enoughs been said about his other habbits......AND WHAT IS YOUR CUNNING PLAN cos I still not sussed it....WW3 was not funny and KJ should GROW UP

[Guest]

Thats right tell everyone my secrets, that was back in 89? after peter and before tim...hmmm...he used to like buying topics.....an also its your fault I met him, cos you dragged me to his flat in Warrington to stay with Mel whilst me Kev Phil etc went onto Wigan and oh, wasn't it your fault I got caught with the Southern Crowd??? didnt he keep Gerbils??? enoughs been said about his other habbits......AND WHAT IS YOUR CUNNING PLAN cos I still not sussed it....WW3 was not funny and KJ should GROW UP

OH YEAH - I GOING OVESEAS??? MUST SORT KORKI THEN - THAT WILL BE EXPENSIVE.....

[Jill Bayles]

Thats right tell everyone my secrets, that was back in 89? after peter and before tim...hmmm...he used to like buying topics.....an also its your fault I met him, cos you dragged me to his flat in Warrington to stay with Mel whilst me Kev Phil etc went onto Wigan and oh, wasn't it your fault I got caught with the Southern Crowd??? didnt he keep Gerbils??? enoughs been said about his other habbits......AND WHAT IS YOUR CUNNING PLAN cos I still not sussed it....WW3 was not funny and KJ should GROW UP

Parakeets...or love birds...never gerbils m'dear

I remember the birds got gassed or summat one night when we were out at Wigan...got back and they were twitterin no more...think they got accidentally left on some appliance...perhaps boiler...what a downer that was

There was no flat, only a house in Padgate...I remember you cutting someone's hair there...was it Derek Mead, another of your exes and didn't I stop going to Wigan as I had better things to do with my time like sleep and keep Mel company can't remember the topics, never saw Phil eat anything much

And why am I getting blamed for your dalliance with Webby when that came years after and I wasn't even there when you got together? You are always quick off the mark when it comes to the opposite sex...its all well under way before I even know about it so there's absolutely no time for match-making on my part

ITS ALL PHIL'S FAULT...he introduced us both to the Southern lot as I recall

[Guest modernlass]

Sue I tried to reply to your last post but it wouldn't let me for some reason

Phil says "Ask Sue from Chester to Color Me"

Yes t'is I, Pedro's pal...last saw him on Bank Hol Sat when I drove to his for a flyin visit. We were meant to go out soulin that night but I couldn't get a pass out

Yes I know Kim and Stu...had some great times with them as well...I'm hoping I'll see them next Friday cos I'm going to a wedding in York...Mark and Ruth's...do you know them by any chance?

I met Kim at Bradford. Small world as you say Don't know how our paths never crossed there...weird ain't it cos I was always there with Webby. If I saw a photo of you from back in the day I'd probs remember you.

Helsby threw me a bit like oh and contrary to what Pedro says me and you have only met the once

Hi Jill

Been really busy, only just got back on soulsource tonight, I actually do remember you from bradford days from your picture. Jill, can't believe there has been over 500 messages with regards to phil - have you told him he is a bloody STAR - would love to say we are going to blackpool but not sure - told les phil is going - we will try our hardest to go would love to see him again.

And yes you are right jill have only met u once in petes company - god he needs to know who he is with and when (ha ha)

love mex

[Guest modernlass]

Hello peter, thanks for putting me right with regards to were u live, but me being a scouser and especially havin red hair and havin mates like u - I never know where I am (he he ), pete ur not getting posh now I class ur place as helsby - what is it then and does mrs bouquet still live next door - Or do I mean mrs bucket!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Will call u later on in the week if u fancy a curry and pint with graham school of dancers association............

love

the 2 afflictionsxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[Guest modernlass]

Barry where are u - u started this thread and have done one - have u anything more to add or are u busy getting the bradford revial sorted.

Why dont u speak to dave hawkins and see if he is interested ?> I am sure he would be very keen!!

What have u been up to not seen u out and about for ages.........

sue

[Jill Bayles]

OH YEAH - I GOING OVESEAS??? MUST SORT KORKI THEN - THAT WILL BE EXPENSIVE.....

Nope cheap flights and the usual for Korki for the weekend rate

Penny dropped then has it hun

[Jill Bayles]

Hi Jill

I actually do remember you from bradford days from your picture.

What picture?

[Guest]

Parakeets...or love birds...never gerbils m'dear

I remember the birds got gassed or summat one night when we were out at Wigan...got back and they were twitterin no more...think they got accidentally left on some appliance...perhaps boiler...what a downer that was

There was no flat, only a house in Padgate...I remember you cutting someone's hair there...was it Derek Mead, another of your exes and didn't I stop going to Wigan as I had better things to do with my time like sleep and keep Mel company can't remember the topics, never saw Phil eat anything much

And why am I getting blamed for your dalliance with Webby when that came years after and I wasn't even there when you got together? You are always quick off the mark when it comes to the opposite sex...its all well under way before I even know about it so there's absolutely no time for match-making on my part

ITS ALL PHIL'S FAULT...he introduced us both to the Southern lot as I recall

Hmm if you stop listing my ex's, I'll stop blamin you for everything - so far they sound quite respectable, however the list may get embarrassing.........also, phil has informed me they were not topics, they were TOFFEE CRISPS!!! and for ME-cos he neva ate much......

[Joyandpain]

Yeah mate we're still in touch...got Nev n Jo to thank for that after they went over to Dublin for a soul weekend and met Phil...well they would wouldn't they as he gets where s____e wouldn't we exchanged numbers and the rest as they say is history...we been textin each other tonight and he already knew "harry" had put a post up... he was askin if it was you...do you remember when he DJ'd at the Dolphin Centre and f____ed it up ie playin wrong sides of records and not puttin the needle on the records...class

Webby will be at the Blackpool Weekender in November if that's any good to you mate...he still gets to Darlo to visit his daughter Hannah...so I'll get him to let me know when his next visit will be and I'll bob him down to Joe's

As for the record cover ramblings are you sure he didn't pen them whilst driving said van well that would account for his unacceptably low driving standards eh

I'll pass on my regards in a text right now mate

JILL CAN YOU LET WEBBY WILL BE AT BLACKPOOL IN NOVEMBER

[Guest Modern Skip Tone]

JILL CAN YOU LET WEBBY WILL BE AT BLACKPOOL IN NOVEMBER

What can you say about Webby, he used to go grazy downstairs on that concrete red coloured floor painted dancefloor. With or without footwear.

I remember the night he dropped 2 x phase fours, christ he was mashed and his head left this body. One hour later, during the bodyrush period, I had to piggy back him out of the Queens hall, up all them wet steps. I told him to "feel it don't fight it". Some young lad from Warrington had a vauxhall chevette, so we placed Webby in a blanket and drove him around west Bradford. .

Later we returned with Phil and left him in the toilets under Yvonne's and Jackies care. .

He us to write love letters to my girlfriend, now my wife regularly during those Big Easy days. I still have somewhere a photo of Webby on the cover of Barry's playlist sheet which accompanied the downstairs events, entitled Bradfords little darling - Phil Webb.

Would that be Kim from Keighley ???????

Thanks. .

Nick.

[Jill Bayles]

JILL CAN YOU LET WEBBY WILL BE AT BLACKPOOL IN NOVEMBER

Yes I will do...he's not texting me at the minute...sometimes he disappears and other times he's texting non-stop...think the flurry of texts coincides with lots of

I'll text Webby so he knows you'll be there...oh and don't you be leading him astray that weekend as he's a reformed character...with good reason...I'll PM you about it so you know the score

[Jill Bayles]

Hmm if you stop listing my ex's, I'll stop blamin you for everything - so far they sound quite respectable, however the list may get embarrassing.........also, phil has informed me they were not topics, they were TOFFEE CRISPS!!! and for ME-cos he neva ate much......

You've always associated Webby with topics...never seen him eat one of those ever...but I have seen him scoff many a toffee crisp and in later years proper food

[Jill Bayles]

What can you say about Webby, he used to go grazy downstairs on that concrete red coloured floor painted dancefloor. With or without footwear.

I remember the night he dropped 2 x phase fours, christ he was mashed and his head left this body. One hour later, during the bodyrush period, I had to piggy back him out of the Queens hall, up all them wet steps. I told him to "feel it don't fight it". Some young lad from Warrington had a vauxhall chevette, so we placed Webby in a blanket and drove him around west Bradford. .

Later we returned with Phil and left him in the toilets under Yvonne's and Jackies care. .

He us to write love letters to my girlfriend, now my wife regularly during those Big Easy days. I still have somewhere a photo of Webby on the cover of Barry's playlist sheet which accompanied the downstairs events, entitled Bradfords little darling - Phil Webb.

Would that be Kim from Keighley ???????

Thanks. .

Nick.

Christ its Nick of Nick and Andrea...I remember you on that dancefloor...always gave it 110%...I remember that night when Phil was temporarily incapacitated but I don't think I knew about it til after he'd re-appeared and pulled himself round a bit...as for Yvonne and Jacqui well I was usually responsible for babysitting/childminding them

Yeah Kim from Keighley but a different Kim who killed Phil's fish...yukked bleach in the tank if my memory serves me correctly...hell hath no fury like a woman scorned

Do you remember Phil's catchphrase...."UP THERE AND OUT OF IT" complete with hand and arm movements ie UP THERE POINT HANDS AND ARMS UPWARDS OUT OF IT POINT HANDS AND ARMS SIDEWARDS...I'd forgotten all about it til Saturday when he sent me a text of it...I was bad laughin

I was at a wedding last Friday with Kim and her fella Stuie Butcher...pair of nutters together but nice with it if you know what I mean It was nice to see them again as it's been too long since the last time.

Hope to see you both out and about sometime