Has anyone heard Bobby Marchan - There's something on your mind. Its on birth of soul vol 3.

Surley this song would be banned now due to its lyrical content about killing people with a shotgun. Its the most bizzare song ive ever heard.

Anyone know the one?

  little-stevie said:

Blade for Life an old Sheffield mod

Beware young Paul is Burnley suicide squad

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Then one day when I finally meet PaulB

Will him and his mates tie me naked to a tree ?

Rachel!!!

Get on with some work!

  BLADEFORLIFE said:

Then one day when I finally meet PaulB

Will him and his mates tie me naked to a tree ? 

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Is this turning into personal fantasys ?

  BLADEFORLIFE said:

Then one day when I finally meet PaulB

Will him and his mates tie me naked to a tree ? 

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Now that thought is f**kin obscene

  Dave said:

Typical Stevie, soon as the heat's on he's nowhere to be found

Let's hope he's emptying his inbox

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Don't want to get a telling off from Mike

So i leave the topic with the Peter Sutcliffe lookalike

My box is still 75% full...Better get back and dump a liittle more...

my head is hurting and my wrist is sore

  KarenC said:

Is this turning into personal fantasys ? 

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No. Really no.

I'm not gay. Its not for me.

I couldn't cope with men turning me down as well as women.

  little-stevie said:

Don't want to get a telling off from Mike

So i leave the topic with the Peter Sutcliffe lookalike

And thats where it should finish

  little-stevie said:

My box is 75% full...

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Well it's better than nothing....

  little-stevie said:

Don't want to get a telling off from Mike

So i leave the topic with the Peter Sutcliffe lookalike

My box is still 75% full...Better get back and dump a liittle more...

my head is hurting and my wrist is sore

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Steve, you know that post I removed to save your knackers?

Well, it could quite easily be re-posted you know

Hope your wrist gets better...you could be relying on it a lot from now on

  Dave said:

Rachel!!!

Get on with some work!

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Ooh I love it when you get strict

  BLADEFORLIFE said:

Thanks for 30mins of fun..Time to go and recharge the batteries

She's coming down next week and bringing all the animals with her..Not sure if i have enough power points...

Love you all x

  rachel said:

Ooh I love it when you get strict 

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This thread is bringing out the worst in you, isn't it

Banjos, bloody suicide squad!

Too many people on this site are Burnleyist and regionalist.

I can count on both hands and one foot hand the amount of times i've encountered a banjo.

Good job im thick skinned.....

Keep them coming. There's a prize for the person who can come up with the most abusive one....

  PaulB said:

I can count on both hands and one foot hand the amount of times i've encountered a banjo.

Thats the spirit Paul.

  Dave said:

This thread is bringing out the worst in you, isn't it

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Worst, best, depends on your point of view...

  BLADEFORLIFE said:

Then one day when I finally meet PaulB

Will him and his mates tie me naked to a tree ? 

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Being tied to a tree is the least of your worries. Wait till you see what we do with our banjo's!

Once thats over and done with, ill hand you over to my good friend Big Collin!

  rachel said:

Worst, best, depends on your point of view...

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Not a lot to say about the place really apart from...Sheep,pies,Dingles,very young mothers/grandmothers/aunts/uncles,club feet,ricketts,black death etc etc..

Come and see the how the big city kids live in Huddersfield

Huddersfield Rev.?

Ive heard of it.

Where Men are Men!!

and so's half the women

Tony

Butcher Pete?

Think Twice?

Got 'em both on a compilation album called "If that ain't a hit I'll **** my baby.

Picked it up in FL Moores many moons ago. Anyone else got it?

Gave a whole new meaning to Jackie Wilson singing Ho, Ho, Ho, I can tell you. (which he does on Think twice version X)

You like chocolate ice cream?

  vinnie said:

You like chocolate ice cream?

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Lick It!

WOOF!

  pikeys dog said:

Lick It!

WOOF!

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"... I got news for ya little boy...."

  JTrouble said:

Johnney Morrisette "I'm Hungry" features lyrics like: Get in that kitchen woman or I'll break your jaw, coz I'm hungry.

I think more records should be played like that to sort out those feminist DJ activist types. 

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Have you heard Johnny Morrisette-Brick? "I'm gonna throw a brick upside your head, I'm gonna throw a brick at you"

Amazing!

As far as the female D.J goes, at least half feature "Women like it harder" Milton Parker. Great sound but complicated moral content.

  mattmale said:

Also contains the line:

I got a lot of meat

an i'm hard to beat 

Probably contains the dodgiest lyrics ever.

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Check out Clarence Carter L.P Strokin' one track includes lyrics like "ive a sixteen inch dick and coming for you baby" I wonder if he aimed that to Candi Staton, she'd need more than the upper hand I fear!

its worse than those Blue Beat types "bang bang Lulu" "wreck a buddy" and my fav Prince Buster-Big Five.

Joe Bataan "Subway Joe" (Fania)

This latin soul / boogaloo number revealed the danger of not giving up your seat to a lady on a crowded subway train :

Listen little boy you sure look tough

But i'm afraid i'm gonna have to call your bluff

And then she smacked me on my head - kicked me on my knee

Saying mr your dead if you mess with me !

This track , although obviously written with a great deal of humour , conjured up an image of the New York subway in what must have been lawless days (pre - Guardian Angels) in the late 60's / early 70's .

I think this thread is a load of b####cks and filth , all line up for good thrashing Del xx