A Man Walks Into

[KevH]

A man walks into Dragons Den .

MAN-"hello,i'm here to ask you for funding for a Northern soul nite".

TP- "HOW MUCH YOU MAKING IN A NITE?"

MAN- "NOT MUCH"

TP- "ENOUGH TO PAY YOURSELF A WAGE?"

MAN- "...EERR WELL NO"

TP- "IN THAT CASE ..I'M OUT"

DM -"HOW MANY OTHER RIVALS ARE THERE?"

MAN- "OH LOTS,ALL OVER THE COUNTRY"

DM -"WILL YOU CATER FOR THE LADIES,YOU KNOW PLAY THEM SOMETHING THEY LIKE?"

MAN-" WE'LL TRY BUT CAN'T PROMISE ANYTHING,ITS UP TO THE DJ'S"

DM- "CAN'T PROMISE ANYTHING?..IN THAT CASE...I'M OUT"

DB -"SO IS THERE GONNA BE R'N'B PLAYED?"

MAN- "WELL,,MAYBE"

DB -"YOUR'E NOT SURE ARE YOU?"

MAN-"OK, NO R'NB"

DB- "NO R'NB??..IN THAT CASE... I'M OOT"

PJ -"I LOVE MY MODERN,IF YOU GOING TO PLAY MODERN I COULD BE PERSUADED TO GET ON BOARD.T- SHIRTS,CD'S,WRISTBANDS,GLOWSTICKS.WHAT DO YOU THINK?"

MAN-" SORRY NO MODERN PETER"

PJ -"VERY LIMITED OPTIONS HERE..."

MAN- "YES I KNOW BUT.."

PJ - " NO MODERN?..I'M OUT"

The MAN'S last chance remains with James Caan.

JC -"SO,LOTS OF VENUES,NOT SURE OF WHAT YOUR'E GONNA PLAY,NO MARKETING REQUIRED.NOT MUCH OF A BUSINESS PROPOSITION IS IT?"

MAN -"NO,WE DO IT FOR THE LOVE OF THE MUSIC"

JC - "LOVE?? WHAT'S LOVE GOT TO DO WITH IT??..IN THAT CASE ...I'M OUT"

[Guest]

What a ridiculous idea... ....it`ll never catch on!

[Jason S]

A man walks into Dragons Den .

MAN-"hello,i'm here to ask you for funding for a Northern soul nite".

TP- "HOW MUCH YOU MAKING IN A NITE?"

MAN- "NOT MUCH"

TP- "ENOUGH TO PAY YOURSELF A WAGE?"

MAN- "...EERR WELL NO"

TP- "IN THAT CASE ..I'M OUT"

DM -"HOW MANY OTHER RIVALS ARE THERE?"

MAN- "OH LOTS,ALL OVER THE COUNTRY"

DM -"WILL YOU CATER FOR THE LADIES,YOU KNOW PLAY THEM SOMETHING THEY LIKE?"

MAN-" WE'LL TRY BUT CAN'T PROMISE ANYTHING,ITS UP TO THE DJ'S"

DM- "CAN'T PROMISE ANYTHING?..IN THAT CASE...I'M OUT"

DB -"SO IS THERE GONNA BE R'N'B PLAYED?"

MAN- "WELL,,MAYBE"

DB -"YOUR'E NOT SURE ARE YOU?"

MAN-"OK, NO R'NB"

DB- "NO R'NB??..IN THAT CASE... I'M OOT"

PJ -"I LOVE MY MODERN,IF YOU GOING TO PLAY MODERN I COULD BE PERSUADED TO GET ON BOARD.T- SHIRTS,CD'S,WRISTBANDS,GLOWSTICKS.WHAT DO YOU THINK?"

MAN-" SORRY NO MODERN PETER"

PJ -"VERY LIMITED OPTIONS HERE..."

MAN- "YES I KNOW BUT.."

PJ - " NO MODERN?..I'M OUT"

The MAN'S last chance remains with James Caan.

JC -"SO,LOTS OF VENUES,NOT SURE OF WHAT YOUR'E GONNA PLAY,NO MARKETING REQUIRED.NOT MUCH OF A BUSINESS PROPOSITION IS IT?"

MAN -"NO,WE DO IT FOR THE LOVE OF THE MUSIC"

JC - "LOVE?? WHAT'S LOVE GOT TO DO WITH IT??..IN THAT CASE ...I'M OUT"

[Simsy]

I'm going to give you the money, but I want 40% of your records.

[Guest]

VERY GOOD LOL

[Dave Thorley]

A man walks into Dragons Den .

MAN-"hello,i'm here to ask you for funding for a Northern soulweekender".

TP- "HOW MUCH YOU MAKING IN A EVENT"

MAN- "SHED LOADS"

TP- "ENOUGH TO PAY YOURSELF A WAGE?"

MAN- "AND SOME"

TP- "IN THAT CASE ..I'M IN"

DM -"HOW MANY OTHER RIVALS ARE THERE?"

MAN- "A FEW,BUT WERE THE LARGEST"

DM -"WILL YOU CATER FOR THE LADIES,YOU KNOW PLAY THEM SOMETHING THEY LIKE?"

MAN-" WE CALL IT HANDBAG, YES AND IF THE DJ'S DON'T THEY GET SACKED"

DM- "YOUR A LITTLE BIT OF A DICTATOR..IN THAT CASE...I'M IN"

DB -"SO IS THERE GONNA BE NEWIS PLAYED?"

MAN- "OVER MY DEAD BODY"

DB -"SO WHAT IS YOUR MAIN PURPOSE"

MAN-"MAKING MONEY"

DB- "A MAN AFTER MY OWN HEART... I'M IN"

PJ -"I LOVE MY MODERN,IF YOU GOING TO PLAY MODERN I COULD BE PERSUADED TO GET ON BOARD.T- SHIRTS,CD'S,WRISTBANDS,GLOWSTICKS.WHAT DO YOU THINK?"

MAN-" YES BUT ONLY OVER PLAYED CLASSIC AND AND YES ANY OLD TAT WITH A LOGO ON THAT WILL SELL"

PJ -"BUT ISN'T THAT TAKING ADVANTAGE OF THE CLIENTEL"

MAN- "MUG PUNTERS PETER, AND THEY KEEP COMING BACK"

PJ - " RE-PEAT BUSINESS..I'M IN"

JK-LETS LOOK AT THE FINANCIALS, VENUE COSTS

MAN- RUNDOWN SEASIDE VENUES, COST VERY LITTLE, CHEAP SOUND SYSTEM, THIS ISN'T A HOUSE DO

JK-BUT THE DJ'S MUST COST A FEW

MAN- VERY LITTLE, THEIR JUST GLAD TO BE ASKED

JK-LOW OVER HEADS, MUG PUNTERS, LOTS OF PROFIT-I'M IN

[KevH]

A man walks into Dragons Den .

MAN-"hello,i'm here to ask you for funding for a Northern soulweekender".

TP- "HOW MUCH YOU MAKING IN A EVENT"

MAN- "SHED LOADS"

TP- "ENOUGH TO PAY YOURSELF A WAGE?"

MAN- "AND SOME"

TP- "IN THAT CASE ..I'M IN"

DM -"HOW MANY OTHER RIVALS ARE THERE?"

MAN- "A FEW,BUT WERE THE LARGEST"

DM -"WILL YOU CATER FOR THE LADIES,YOU KNOW PLAY THEM SOMETHING THEY LIKE?"

MAN-" WE CALL IT HANDBAG, YES AND IF THE DJ'S DON'T THEY GET SACKED"

DM- "YOUR A LITTLE BIT OF A DICTATOR..IN THAT CASE...I'M IN"

DB -"SO IS THERE GONNA BE NEWIS PLAYED?"

MAN- "OVER MY DEAD BODY"

DB -"SO WHAT IS YOUR MAIN PURPOSE"

MAN-"MAKING MONEY"

DB- "A MAN AFTER MY OWN HEART... I'M IN"

PJ -"I LOVE MY MODERN,IF YOU GOING TO PLAY MODERN I COULD BE PERSUADED TO GET ON BOARD.T- SHIRTS,CD'S,WRISTBANDS,GLOWSTICKS.WHAT DO YOU THINK?"

MAN-" YES BUT ONLY OVER PLAYED CLASSIC AND AND YES ANY OLD TAT WITH A LOGO ON THAT WILL SELL"

PJ -"BUT ISN'T THAT TAKING ADVANTAGE OF THE CLIENTEL"

MAN- "MUG PUNTERS PETER, AND THEY KEEP COMING BACK"

PJ - " RE-PEAT BUSINESS..I'M IN"

JK-LETS LOOK AT THE FINANCIALS, VENUE COSTS

MAN- RUNDOWN SEASIDE VENUES, COST VERY LITTLE, CHEAP SOUND SYSTEM, THIS ISN'T A HOUSE DO

JK-BUT THE DJ'S MUST COST A FEW

MAN- VERY LITTLE, THEIR JUST GLAD TO BE ASKED

JK-LOW OVER HEADS, MUG PUNTERS, LOTS OF PROFIT-I'M IN

[Dave Thorley]

Ofcourse Kev, neither could exist that would be just too rediculous

[sepia]

MIX THE 2 & IT COULD WORK.

[Guest ScooterNik]

That would be a doddle... but imagine trying to get funding to set up a site selling NS records?

"Let me get this right.. you want to try and sell 40 year old records that nobody wanted at the time of release for hundreds of pounds?"

"In short, yes"

"Sorry John, I'm out"

etc.